tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post7865667632675595458..comments2024-01-02T10:58:26.368+00:00Comments on Lancaster Unity: It's Caption Competition time...Antifascisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13753277570496713369noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-66654772320500330142010-03-21T23:30:06.397+00:002010-03-21T23:30:06.397+00:00Are you that Mr PigPen from Wales then?Are you that Mr PigPen from Wales then?Ben Trunchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-8485706243665093222010-03-21T23:15:45.463+00:002010-03-21T23:15:45.463+00:00Yes, Milord, you can have a spam fritter but Mr Ba...Yes, Milord, you can have a spam fritter but Mr Barnbrook's is this much bigger than yours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-2026712477485453082010-03-21T19:08:04.116+00:002010-03-21T19:08:04.116+00:00Lady at the counter with her arm raised
"Tel...Lady at the counter with her arm raised<br /><br />"Tell me Nick, is this how you 'Sieg-Heiled' in the old days?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-25715878790697560242010-03-20T21:17:28.429+00:002010-03-20T21:17:28.429+00:00Thick head Darby Blog, quote
At least one good th...Thick head Darby Blog, quote<br /><br />At least one good thing will come out of this programme though. I have been particularly hurt by suggestions that I was in some way parachuted into Stoke Central. The truth of the matter is that Alby Walker asked me to stand there and to be my election agent. I am hopeful that by close of play tomorrow it will be obvious that somebody is not playing with a straight bat.<br /><br /> The truth of the matter is Darby pushed Alby out from standing for the BNP in Stoke. Alby will WIN hands down over the BNP now as he is stantding independant.<br /><br />Poor DARBY you have fucked Up good style you fucking WIMP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-74107526036882712762010-03-20T20:58:53.592+00:002010-03-20T20:58:53.592+00:00NG: Where do you get your potatoes from, as your c...NG: Where do you get your potatoes from, as your chips are well cheap love, and so tasty.<br /><br />Lady:The farm from down the road, they get all the immigrants working day and night to keep production ticking over.<br /><br />Porky: Belch, burp, What did I say about British jobs for British workers, now you you mention it, your chips taste shit!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-29236862512187183442010-03-20T19:39:39.580+00:002010-03-20T19:39:39.580+00:00You look familiar young man....you're not rela...You look familiar young man....you're not related to that Nazi cunt Nick Griffin?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-10895153693724303542010-03-20T18:30:37.728+00:002010-03-20T18:30:37.728+00:00What do you mean I have eaten all the pies?
Being ...What do you mean I have eaten all the pies?<br />Being Britain's foremost nazi is hungry business.bickienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-6781328886862497082010-03-20T18:29:15.745+00:002010-03-20T18:29:15.745+00:00I don't care if you are the fuhrer, I'm no...I don't care if you are the fuhrer, I'm not giving you a blow job!!! <br />Now get out of my shop, you fat, ugly pervert.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-5024695927487939322010-03-20T17:52:40.690+00:002010-03-20T17:52:40.690+00:00I'll have a Webbo special; that's two lots...I'll have a Webbo special; that's two lots of chips, two fish and six pies, to eat now. And be sharp about it you working class urchin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-68868092660714350602010-03-20T17:48:55.208+00:002010-03-20T17:48:55.208+00:00You need glasses mate, this isn't the Nazi fet...You need glasses mate, this isn't the Nazi fetish shop, it's at the other end of the High Street, now clear off out of here you filthy pervert!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-42727505362204146702010-03-20T17:48:55.209+00:002010-03-20T17:48:55.209+00:00Esmeralda, the chips, the chips.Esmeralda, the chips, the chips.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-23356846985709576782010-03-20T16:02:49.499+00:002010-03-20T16:02:49.499+00:00But you can't refuse to serve me - i wear a cu...But you can't refuse to serve me - i wear a cummerbund.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-37360427805900144802010-03-20T15:51:50.930+00:002010-03-20T15:51:50.930+00:00" Martin will be around to collect the money ..." Martin will be around to collect the money every friday. As long as you keep paying up we'll protect you against the threat of Sharia law . . . now gimmi one of those pies "Sid Littlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-79691221993474700242010-03-20T15:38:47.891+00:002010-03-20T15:38:47.891+00:00"I...must...have...chips!""I...must...have...chips!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-42474864618017208762010-03-20T15:23:22.042+00:002010-03-20T15:23:22.042+00:00Stop leaning on our counter you fat bastard. You&#...Stop leaning on our counter you fat bastard. You'll break it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-47051224263528011972010-03-20T14:58:50.455+00:002010-03-20T14:58:50.455+00:00"What do you mean you have a train load of gr..."What do you mean you have a train load of gravy you could sell to us? This is a cafe, we make our own.... now piss off, AND you owe us for all them pies you just ate"Kev Scott loves The Jamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-3340471205676121772010-03-20T14:00:52.567+00:002010-03-20T14:00:52.567+00:00"We dont serve porky racists in here!""We dont serve porky racists in here!"Jamesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-12228298959910104362010-03-20T13:52:34.922+00:002010-03-20T13:52:34.922+00:00"Whitebait for me and jailbait for Mark Colle..."Whitebait for me and jailbait for Mark Collett, please".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-70334730715861136452010-03-20T13:37:27.824+00:002010-03-20T13:37:27.824+00:00Cake - I must have cake!!!
You can't - this i...Cake - I must have cake!!!<br /><br />You can't - this is a chippie.Nonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-25723727486068005712010-03-20T13:34:51.158+00:002010-03-20T13:34:51.158+00:00I told you, you've eaten ALL the chips! Now fu...I told you, you've eaten ALL the chips! Now fuck off...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-63160689078482940332010-03-20T12:48:34.900+00:002010-03-20T12:48:34.900+00:00So that's a large chips, steak and kidney pie,...So that's a large chips, steak and kidney pie, sausage in batter, curry sauce and a diet coke.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02183412509167626471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-88206249755204423462010-03-20T12:46:01.585+00:002010-03-20T12:46:01.585+00:00Sorry,
we don't do curry sauce.Sorry,<br />we don't do curry sauce.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-617504790460930012010-03-20T12:32:47.248+00:002010-03-20T12:32:47.248+00:00More Bullshit from DARBY BRAIN DEAD
BBC Tricks
H...More Bullshit from DARBY BRAIN DEAD<br /><br />BBC Tricks <br />Having got back from Belgium yesterday it didn't take me long before I was in a UK TV studio. Driving through Birmingham for a noon appointment at the BBC's "Mailbox" the iPhone "Co-Pilot" SatNav facility predicted accurately that I would be ten minutes late.<br /><br />Arriving at reception I didn't have to wait long before the BBC's Colin Pemberton was escorting me to the editing room. I've known Colin for over ten years after having met during a live broadcast from the Black Country Museum in which the Green candidate made a complete fool of herself over me contesting the European elections.<br /><br />Knowing that the filming that they had done yesterday had focused on Stoke I was expecting at least a reference to the Labour Party's huge local problems culminating in an MP for nearly thirty years sensationally pulling out of the general election. However, wanting to actually film my reaction to a interview with Alby Walker, they were in for a shock when I refused to be recorded until I had seen the footage.<br /><br />Having seen the below the belt attack launched by Alby and the BBC I asked Mr Pemberton, with Labour on the point of total collapse in the city, why on earth did he not focus his report on that. There was no proper answer and so I put the question in more blunt terms. "How are you going to feel when your children have to endure the nightmare of a future Islamic republic knowing that you took money to try and stitch up the BNP, the only organisation able to stop the process?"<br /><br />He didn't like that and the two TV crew present looked visibly shocked as well, awkwardly shuffling around and not knowing where to put themselves and their freshly stimulated consciences. We will have to wait until the weekend to see what goes out, but in reality it is quite a compliment that Labour are having to desperately call in favours from the BBC in order to blatantly warp the coverage against a political rival they so obviously fear.<br /><br />As for Alby, it turns out that he has just been given a directorship, fat salary and a brand new car from a Stoke-based windows company. This firm handles a large amount of contracts with various councils across the country.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-58962747819190765862010-03-20T12:32:47.249+00:002010-03-20T12:32:47.249+00:00No you can't put a collection tin on my count...No you can't put a collection tin on my counter for Dowson's bogus anti-abortion charity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3547542464688328490.post-30504817293052025502010-03-20T12:28:56.366+00:002010-03-20T12:28:56.366+00:00If I catch you pissing up against my counter once ...If I catch you pissing up against my counter once more you will be barred from my shop!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com