As the BNP and co aren't doing anything interesting enough to write about today, we'll have a caption competition: no prizes but let's have a few interesting (and not obscene) captions for this lovely picture of Dicky and, er, some fruit. On a bike.
"I forgot that I was in the British National Party and got this picture taken with the Black girl. Hope my BNP mates on Stormfront don't see the picture".
Dear old Dicky. He thinks that by acting like a buffoon people will think of him like they do Boris. Unfortunately he just comes across as a right-wing twat.
I suspect that Richard Barnbrook or the BNP will try to claim that the black girl was trying to racially attack Barnbrook. Or, that he was tricked by into having his picture taken with a Black girl. I suspect that this will entail a diatribe against so-called political correctness.
Richard Barnbrook: “I might get some of my BNP mates down later to lynch the black girl. But, it’s not because the BNP is racist. It’s because we’re proud of our heritage”.
If the girl behind the bike is an employee of the authority, she's probably forced as a professional employee to grin and bear it, smiling and befriending the drunken bum Bumbrook despite his hatred of black people, which is so, so sad!
After the recent stabbings in London, Bumbrook was walking about blaming black Londoners for everything under the sun, which makes the black woman's smile so eerie!!!
It must have really pained neo-nazi Bumbrook to ask for the assistance of a black council employee to show him how to release his stabilisers, and balance like an adult.
Malvin Paul Brown, Residents Association of London 17 Michael Deon Burton, Independent (NLP/3W?) 661 Elected Graham Michael Carr, Labour 416 Craig Jason Litwin, UKIP 64 Christopher Peter Richard Ryan, Conservative 438 Anthony Allan Steff, British National Party 518 Dr Peter Thorogood, English Democrats - 'Putting England First!' 28 Mark Ronald Whitehead 17 Reg Whitney, Havering Residents Association 287
BNP stuffed in one of its target seats. See who did it too them! Labour say they are disappointed but at least the fash have nothing to crow about!
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Oi, come back with my fruit!
ReplyDeleteFruit on a bike.
ReplyDeleteThere's your caption. :)
There's a lot of fruit on that bike
ReplyDeleteRichard Barnbrook exchanges his lager-fuelled bike for one that's powered by fruit.
ReplyDeleteSpot the fruit
ReplyDeleteor
HMS Raleigh
Are they stabilizers on the back?
ReplyDelete"HMS Raleigh"
ReplyDeleteLOL I like that.
enought? What's that then?
ReplyDeleteSo that's how Dicky hides his booze nowdays.
ReplyDeleteDicky keeps his 'Carmen Miranda' crash helmet locked to his handlebars.
ReplyDelete'enought? What's that then?'
ReplyDeleteOops. Sorted, thanks.
Are those Dickys plums?
ReplyDeleteI spose he does actually know he's not moving there doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteHope the young black woman has fixed the brakes, lol
ReplyDelete"But... I was born in London" the girl says. "I work at the council chambers. Don't you recognise me?"
ReplyDelete"Too bad!", slurps Dicky Bumbrook. "If I can't repatriate you, I'll disappear with your bike and your fruit".
"Push harder, slave, or I'll eat your fruit!"
ReplyDeleteD'you want a date?
ReplyDeleteJust found this article on indymedia which takes piss out of the increasing number of bnp trolls, lol
ReplyDeletehttp://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/regions/leedsbradford/2008/07/402522.html
Be a love and look after those two boxes of Carling down there.
ReplyDelete(For those who go "er?"....Left hand side against the wall)
To his assistant - You misunderstood dear girl, I said "banana boat" not "banana bike".
ReplyDeleteFuck the fruit, I'm off to the pub.
ReplyDeleteDicky didn't sail up the Thames in a banana boat!
ReplyDelete"I forgot that I was in the British National Party and got this picture taken with the Black girl. Hope my BNP mates on Stormfront don't see the picture".
ReplyDeleteDear old Dicky. He thinks that by acting like a buffoon people will think of him like they do Boris. Unfortunately he just comes across as a right-wing twat.
ReplyDelete"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, err, bugger, well they were coconuts a minute ago"
ReplyDelete"i hope the young lady hurrys up inserting that melon up my arse"
ReplyDeleteI suspect that Richard Barnbrook or the BNP will try to claim that the black girl was trying to racially attack Barnbrook. Or, that he was tricked by into having his picture taken with a Black girl. I suspect that this will entail a diatribe against so-called political correctness.
ReplyDeleteRichard Barnbrook: “I might get some of my BNP mates down later to lynch the black girl. But, it’s not because the BNP is racist. It’s because we’re proud of our heritage”.
ReplyDeleteRichard Barnbrook in the same picture as a Black girl: its political correctness gone mad! Multiculturalism gone crazy! We were never asked!
ReplyDeleteIf the girl behind the bike is an employee of the authority, she's probably forced as a professional employee to grin and bear it, smiling and befriending the drunken bum Bumbrook despite his hatred of black people, which is so, so sad!
ReplyDeleteAfter the recent stabbings in London, Bumbrook was walking about blaming black Londoners for everything under the sun, which makes the black woman's smile so eerie!!!
"I'll be giving this fruitbasket to Lee Barnes (BNP legal director)"
ReplyDelete"Is it me, or does that girl look a tad black?".
ReplyDeleteShit, I'm so dead at the next RWB festival.
ReplyDeleteSo, I was telling the black girl about our repatriation policy for non-whites and she gave me this free bike with some fruit on the front.
ReplyDeleteI'm biking for the BNP, cycling for racial victory.
ReplyDeleteThat's it, on your bike you fascist nonce.
ReplyDeleteThat fruit looks fake to me. Just like Richard Barnbrook in fact.
ReplyDelete"I was telling the girl that my niece is also black. But, I don't speak to her over Christmas dinner at my parent's house".
ReplyDelete"I love holding onto a strong handle. I'm straight you know".
ReplyDelete"I declare this bike an all white zone".
ReplyDelete"My daddy never bought me a bike as a kid. So, in retaliation I joined the BNP".
ReplyDeleteIt must have really pained neo-nazi Bumbrook to ask for the assistance of a black council employee to show him how to release his stabilisers, and balance like an adult.
ReplyDeleteWander what his fellow white supremacists on Stormponce are making of the photo??? lol
ReplyDeleteBNPlaunches new fundraising venture:
ReplyDelete"Avacadoes delivered by bike"
What is it with this boy and bananas
ReplyDeletetulip
I must remember to ring Griffin.
ReplyDeleteNever mind affordable cars,how about affordable bicycles?
Young Girl says
ReplyDelete"Quick someone give me a hand,turn this bike around and chuck him in the fucking Thames"
Fruit of the loon
ReplyDelete"Dicky Barnbrook with a basketful of fruit on his bike - but seems to have lost his bananas"
ReplyDelete"BNP in financial meltdown - Dicky Barnbrook forced to sell fruit on the streets of London as Griffin clears Barnbrook's GLA salary"
ReplyDelete"Oh, well...it beats selling my body I suppose"
ReplyDelete"Haven't you heard - I'm anybody's for a pear slice"
ReplyDeletesorry it wasn't a melon up my arse , the young lady was looking for another ballet dancer......
ReplyDeleteSTH HORNCHURCH RESULT:
ReplyDeleteMalvin Paul Brown,
Residents Association of London 17
Michael Deon Burton,
Independent (NLP/3W?) 661 Elected
Graham Michael Carr, Labour 416
Craig Jason Litwin, UKIP 64
Christopher Peter Richard Ryan, Conservative 438
Anthony Allan Steff,
British National Party 518
Dr Peter Thorogood,
English Democrats - 'Putting England First!' 28
Mark Ronald Whitehead 17
Reg Whitney,
Havering Residents Association 287
BNP stuffed in one of its target seats. See who did it too them! Labour say they are disappointed but at least the fash have nothing to crow about!
ooooo me grapes!
ReplyDelete(Bumbrooks speed-bumps)
Richard introduces us to Simone's other child
ReplyDeletecould,nt raise the cash for the truth truck so The BNP opted for the truh with fruit bike
ReplyDeleteTwo captions coming from the girl;
ReplyDelete"...and when I light the blue touchpaper and stand well back..."
OR
"Hey Mr Barnbrook. Are those Nick Griffin's feet sticking out of your arse?"
Oh Dear - I've only got one plum!
ReplyDeleteJust like my Austrian hero!
Rare example of a well balanced racist.
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