August 19, 2008

Come on Martin, just this once...

Caption competition time again
Without being utterly filthy, we'd like to see some interesting captions for this lovely picture of fugly-porn star and la-la Martin Reynolds and er, friend, at the RWB. Do try not to be too obscene (though I can understand the difficulty).

16 comments:

  1. Mmm Martin, you taste of pork....

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  2. Wow, Martin reynold's has joined the BNP's very own bisexual swingers club (there's a lot in it)

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  3. When I asked for a tounge sandwich I didn't mean this!





    (How the fuck do you spell tounge???)

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  4. I'm not having that in my mouth - not after it's just been up Griffin's arse.

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  5. TONGUE (I think)

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  6. "Without being utterly filthy"

    Shit, my minds just gone blank!

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  7. See, we all lurve each other in the BNP

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  8. Shit, I'm being attacked by a flid.

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  9. The Dentist said "as a fully paid up member of the BNP i had to stop biting my tongue"

    so what did the bugger do, he pulled out all me bleedin teeth.

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  10. "If the long suffering Mrs Griffin wants a threesome to get one over Cyclops, we'd better get some practice in".

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  11. Yer me besht fookin mate you are Marty...

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  12. oh go on then you are better looking than my wife.

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  13. ps anon posted at 8.59pm was tulip just in case i win the Mars bar.

    tulip

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  14. "I'm not having that in my mouth - not after it's just been up Griffin's arse."

    This caption has to be the winner. Unkind, but probably true . . .

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  15. Welcome to Martin Reynold's Dance Workshop for the Moronic.

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  16. Bollocks, The far left idigay dunkees have invaded the festival.

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