September 09, 2008

The Lying Lorry's true message to the people

Telling it like it is
No article to read this time. We're just looking for appropriate slogans for the side of the BNP's second-hand Lying Lorry.

As we know, the BNP's Lying Lorry is going to be whizzing around the country at great and unnecessary expense to the membership, spreading the party's lies and propaganda - and we thought it would be nice if, just for a change, it showed the truth. So, let's have a few suitable slogans for the side that will enable everyone to see the reality about the BNP.

Go for it...

34 comments:

  1. LOL I like the one you've got actually. It looks good to me.

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  2. The BNP - Nazi as fuck

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  3. Wasn't there a quote from that bastard about people in council houses being scum? That's do, with that same picture. People on my estate would kick his fat arse for that.

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  4. Fuck your votes, I want your money.

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  5. You can't see it but...Marky boy has this finger up my arse right now :O)

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  6. For fuck sake, everybody knows that the BNP is a state run safety valve and I am allowed to fleece all the sheeple (oops I meant BNP membership).

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  7. It'd be nice to get some Adbusters to "amend" the Trite Truck" message.

    Allegedly!!!

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  8. Croatia here I come.....

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  9. It looks like Griff and Collett have just entered a civil partnership. Aaahhhh, ain't that sweet.

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  10. Me and Mark are off for a quickie. Laters.

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  11. Nick Griffin hates you all - except Green Arrow who he lurves....

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  12. LOL I like the one you've got actually. It looks good to me.

    It does too. :)

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  13. "Nick Griffin hates you all - except Green Arrow who he lurves...."

    I'm starting to think Green Arrow is Mark Collett, judging by those creepy homo-erotic posts on Stormshite.

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  14. Right, we're off for a threesome. Where's Arthur?

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  15. So I stuck this finger up his arse & now Mark follows me everywhere

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  16. The BNP
    (BNP logo)
    It's shit.

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  17. Mark Collett looks like he's just spotted a girls school in the distance.

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  18. Gri££inism.....
    Operating the state safety-valve
    for you today, and everyday.

    Grab your wallet and join us here!

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  19. Cum join Gri££in & Collett's underage luv bus and for today only, we'll throw in fat Jackie for free! Yes folks FREE! (again)

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  20. "Right, we're off for a threesome. Where's Arthur?"

    Brilliant but Arthur wouldnt hop into bed with those two ugly bastards, he prefers them young and blond - allegedly.

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  21. I love these caption competitions.

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  22. Surely it would be emblazoned with the words:

    DONATION HOTLINE : 0845 ?????

    P.S. Can we submit our own Truth Trucks....

    Captain Anon - SS Truth Boat :)

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  23. The BNP supports the Olympic Games (1936)

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  24. "BNP - finger lickin good. (Good boy Mark)"

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  25. "Fuck your votes, I want your money."

    Perfect!

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  26. "just until we get the train carriages converted"

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  27. "Not Just A Single-Issue Party - We Also Hate Jews!"

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  28. Googles blogger has got a new thing called followers, where people who ally themselves with the blog can show they support it. I'd like to see that here as an encouragment to all of us to get behind Lancaster Unity. How about it Ketlan/Denise?

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  29. "Cyclops and Peedo Boy To The Rescue!!!"

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  30. "With Gary Glitter on our side, we'll find a new nonce hotel in Blackpool".

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  31. Just a serious point not a slogan :) - I reckon that Cyclops is a Paedo too.

    Remember what Paedo Boy said about "turning Queen's evidence" against Cyclops if he ever turned against the ugly twat?

    It's a bit ironic that the BNP once ran a campaign against nonces when the groomers and kiddie fiddlers are in the top eschalons of the BNP>

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  32. Call it the "Truth Fuck" one more time, and it's the finger for you AND Marky Boy.

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  33. "The number of people who have input into BNP policy is..."

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  34. "Thats one for me and none for you"

    tulip

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