Yes, it's that time again. We're entering the dog days of summer, our MPs are hiding themselves away from a critical public, bankers are laughing themselves stupid at us and the BNP is doing absolutely nothing at all - though that's not that unusual.This time we have a picture of the biggest BNP bozos - MEPs Andrew Brons and Porky Griffin. Unleash your (not too offensive and definitely not libellous) captions...
Rumours of a split in the BNP are completely untrue. We're all pulling in the same direction.
ReplyDeleteFor the last time Andrew. While I count to ten, you go and hide somewhere else, NOT behind me!
ReplyDelete"That curry me and Jackie had last night ain't arf given me sore 'Enoch Powells', Andy!"
ReplyDelete"And be assured, your two BNP MEPs are marching together in exactly the same direction"
ReplyDeleteThese rumours of a split in the party are completely untrue.
ReplyDeleteGriffin: "I think the office is this way, Andrew."
ReplyDeleteBrons: "I think the office is this way, Nick."
"We can assure you that we've both put Nazism behind us"
ReplyDeleteBTW, this is very funny indeed: http://richardvivmeisterhirst.blogspot.com/2009/08/nick-griffins-diary.html
ReplyDeleteWho says me and Andrew aren't talking? I don't know who makes this crap up.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so Andy and I rub booty's occasionally. That doesn't mean we're GAY....
ReplyDelete"Yes I'm holding the completed accounts right here....."
ReplyDelete"We can assure you that we've both put Nazism behind us"
ReplyDeleteLOL Very clever.
"This is called square-dancing, right? It's all the rage in Welshpool. Just watch..."
ReplyDelete"Andrew says he's not talking to me until I buy a new tie."
ReplyDelete"Andrew Brons has been kidnapped by insane, murderous, left-wing fanatics, paid by the Labour Party and supported by David Cameron. I warned everyone. First it was eggs, brick and bottles, now it's kidnapping and murder. They're lunatics, I tells ya."
ReplyDelete"...and Mark Collett's got one that's THIS big!"
ReplyDeleteHarmonious unison!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so Great White Records has gone bust and Excalibur is going the same way but so what? The suckers - I mean, the party members - will still keep donating whenever we ask for cash.
ReplyDeleteThat Dave Hannam. He's a fucking twat, isn't he.
And now for our next song 'Ivory and Ivory'.
ReplyDeleteThat picture should have been used on the poster for Dumb and Dumber.
ReplyDeleteGloria Gaynor's lyrics come to mind?
ReplyDelete"Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive"
Hang on a minute Andy the penny's just dropped. I'm a bloody English immigrant in Cymru myself! Do me a favour and kick me out, then sell my Gribin to rhyw deulu bach Cymraeg eu hiaith!
ReplyDeleteI believe in white nationalism & the fuhrer but my ancestors were gypsies...
ReplyDelete"How is that ironic?"-grunts the one eyed man...
lmao!!
"face to face is soooooo last century"
ReplyDeleteHis initial grief at Benson's demise has turned to revulsion since he was informed the ancestors probably came from Asia.
ReplyDelete"This'll prove to the hardcore nazis we're keeping it real: - Walk ten paces, turn, and we'll kick each other in the bollocks!"
ReplyDeleteWe've redefined Britishness racism and political correctness, now let's redefine forward!
ReplyDelete"When I said "they're about this long and full of shit" I was referring to Mr Brons incontinence trousers -not our manifestos!"
ReplyDelete"Where's Wally?"
ReplyDelete"He's behind you!"
Looks like I've been kicked out of the party.
ReplyDelete"There's a new dance that is going around called the bump to the bump"
ReplyDeleteSung by Kenny and written by Martin/Coulter
Seems an appropriate soundtrack for this photo
The Bump - Kenny
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NK85Z_uiU
"Yeah, I know I can milk this job for thousands, but if the Northern League had come aboprad I could have fiddled THIS musch wonga"
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