Best friends forever. Er...Meanwhile, as we're waiting for Collett to do the decent thing, let's take the piss like we usually do and have some captions for this peculiar picture. Go for it...
April 08, 2010
Caption comp: When friends fall out...
Best friends forever. Er...Meanwhile, as we're waiting for Collett to do the decent thing, let's take the piss like we usually do and have some captions for this peculiar picture. Go for it...
Collett: I can't get this bloody wedding ring off....
ReplyDeleteGriffin: Please dont, Mark. We can work it out.
MC: "Look at this, Nick."
ReplyDeleteNG: "Call that a cock? It's only as big as my finger!"
"yeah thats the face you made last time I used this finger"
ReplyDeleteBtw I've heard rumours from a well placed local journo that Collet has been trying to get the best price he can for a tell all. Hes trying to get as much as possible because then hes finished basically.
I'll crap myself if you tell the police everything you know, Mark.
ReplyDeleteBut I want to be an MP, Mark.
ReplyDeleteOver my dead body, Nick.
You make one more threat against Dowson and I'll stick this right up your A**e!
ReplyDeleteLatest news, I've just got off a Labour Councillor in Barking, the BNP are standing 34 candidates in the local elections, but many don't live in the borough, the police will be getting involved, watch this space.
ReplyDeleteNick would you mind applying KY jelly to your finger first. Not on your nelly Mark, now bend over and take it like a man!
ReplyDeleteGriffin: "Is it true you're a quarter Turkish Mark? I always assumed you were 100% Aryan"
ReplyDeleteCollett: "'fraid so Nick, we're a well built bunch...look, I'll whip it out to prove to you!"
"Btw I've heard rumours from a well placed local journo that Collet has been trying to get the best price he can for a tell all. Hes trying to get as much as possible because then hes finished basically."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd heard he was offered a measly £7000. Not a lot really, especially as it would be difficult avoiding incriminating himself.
Collett: "I know we're close mate, but I'm tired of sniffing your finger after its been up Jackie's arse."
ReplyDeleteNG: Please Mark dont tell the Lefties anything I will give you 2 grand, if you keep quiet!
ReplyDeleteMC: Oh eeh Done Deal!
"many don't live in the borough, the police will be getting involved, watch this space."
ReplyDeleteI bet nothing happens. The BNP never seems to get done for breaking the law.
NG " ere mark, mark, shall i wipe this bogey on brons back . .giggle giggle"
ReplyDeleteNG - It's fucking great, Mark. Jim Dowson's making me thousands every week out of the member's donations. He's going to make me a millionaire within months.
ReplyDeleteMC - (With gritted teeth and narrowed eyes) Is he.
Mark Collett will NOT spill the beans and that's what Nick Griffin's banking on. Collett hasn't got either the courage or the intelligence.
ReplyDeleteYou dirty bluddy sod Mark, you are pissing all over my new handmade leather shoes from Strasburg. You cu*t!
ReplyDelete"The BNP never seems to get done for breaking the law."
ReplyDeleteThe law only needs to spend ten minutes online to see that there are a million reasons to investigate the BNP - or more specifically, Dowson and Griffin - for fraud. It's about time they got on with it.
I told you that if you pulled it, I'd shit myself!!
ReplyDeleteGo on Mark, pull the other one!
ReplyDeleteGuess where I can shove my finger, Paedo Boy?
ReplyDeleteSadie Graham said
ReplyDeleteYou both fucked me once but never again!