An Urgent Appeal From Lancaster Unity! (Because if Cyclops is still at it, I don't see why I shouldn't give it a punt as well...)

Fellow Patriots;

These are, indeed, dark days for Lancaster Unity. The threat of the BNP grows stronger every day, as they steamroller their way to one electoral victory after another, guided by the brilliant political strategies and wise leadership of their charismatic Chairman, Nick Griffin.

There is a very real threat that, at the next European Elections, the BNP will take EVERY SEAT and could easily follow this by SWEEPING TO POWER in Britain at the next General Election.

All that stands in their way are the occasionally amusing, but more often rambling and incoherent, articles on this blog by me - Andy Minion.

Currently produced, by hand, on a cumbersome and slow laptop that still runs Windows Vista, for Christ's sake; just imagine how much more effectively the fight against the POLITICAL JUGGERNAUT that is the BNP would be conducted if I were to have THE LATEST TABLET TECHNOLOGY at my disposal, the 64 Gigabyte iPad, with its 9.7-inch, high-resolution LED-backlit IPS display and incredible Multi-Touch capability, and its thousands of Apps available from the iTunes App Store.

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Obviously, I don't mind continuing to produce my Posts on this antiquated laptop, but just imagine how the assorted Nazis, Racists, Nationalists and Enemies of Our Country would QUAIL if they knew that I was now able to submit my pieces using the POWERFUL 3G CAPABILITIES of the 64 Gigabyte iPad!

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Picture, for a moment, how the enemies of our long-fought freedoms would SHUDDER at the thought that I will also be able to download MOVIES, FAVOURITE TV SHOWS and THOUSANDS OF TUNES, as well as being able to play THOUSANDS OF GAMES on my new, personally engraved, 64 Gigabyte iPad.

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I understand that this is a bad time of year to be asking for donations, but, as you can see, this REALLY IS VITAL TO THE CONTINUATION OF OUR STRUGGLE. Also, my Wife refuses to let me buy one for myself, dismissing the GOOD OF HER NATION with the offhand, and, frankly, ill-considered remark that “It's just another techie fad. It's the boy's equivalent of a Breadmaker...”

If our struggle is to continue, I need an iPad by the morning of December 25th.

I cannot be held responsible for the future of OUR GREAT COUNTRY if I don't get one.

Thank You,

Andy Minion