February 05, 2011

Caption Competition: Who ate all the pies?

Apparently, this is a picture of Kevin Smith, whose crowning achievement to date is putting a pigs head on Dudley Mosque. Captions please (and thank you to Searchlight for such a delightful image).

43 comments:

  1. "Marlene Guest, marry me and I'll let you cook me my pies!"

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  2. which do you prefer? My EDL tattoo or my manboobs???????

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  3. 'Join the edl and get a free fondle of my manboobs'.

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  4. Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.

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  5. "Who ate all the pies?" -

    Uh, I dunno, but fuck Al-Qaeda, sport are troop's.

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  6. "I went to the Luton demo and all I got was this lousy boob job"

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  7. Inside this inadequate knuckle-dragging fascist exterior, a well-rounded, intelligent, warm human being is struggling to get out. I know that for a fact - I only ate him half an hour ago.

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  8. Kev Scott loves The Jam11:06 pm, February 05, 2011

    The bit cropped off the top of the banner behind reads "Please, for the love of god, pass him a..."

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  9. 'Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.'

    LOL Very subtle.

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  10. SMITH: "No surrender to WeightWatchers".

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  11. 'They won't let me flash my tits in Saudi Arabia'.

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  12. Can you sell me an overpriced EDL bra, Yaxley?

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  13. My impression of Marlene Guest!

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  14. "Is this what you antifascists mean by EDL tits?"

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  15. "35 or 37 double Ds?"

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  16. If you don't support the EDL, you can suck my tits!

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  17. "My Marlene Guest impression... "

    (For all those not in the know, Marlene is the incredibly ugly BNP councillor from Rotehrham who attends EDL marches)

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  18. 100% Real lard not silica

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  19. Great contest. Fascists can't stand having the piss taken out of them!

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  20. 'They're putting me on page three of the Daily Star!'

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  21. I'M RUNNING THE EDL SEXCHANGE DIVISION

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  22. "Who needs women on an EDL march when you've got me"...

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  23. Antifascist said...
    'Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.'

    LOL Very subtle.


    That was my favourite as well.

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  24. No surrender to

    the obesity fascists

    the 'wear-a-bra' brigade

    a masectomy surgeon

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  25. STOP PRESS......BIG TITS ATTEND EDL MARCH!

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  26. We're counting these two as attending the rally! (that should push the numbers up a bit, we'd count our balls if we had any)

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  27. Is this one of the 'women' who led the EDL march in Luton yesterday to show they weren't all thugs!

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  28. 'Look at me, a fine example of the master race'.

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  29. No surrender?

    No salad either

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    Muslims go home........& start making me a massive kebab with extra chili sauce

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  30. I've tried to think of a witty, comical, jape to go alongside this image, but I just can't get the word lard arse out of my head.

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  31. Like a lot of people, Milly Tant got a lot more right-wing as she got older.

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  32. "Wanna licky my man titties?"

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  33. "They're putting me on page three of the Daily Star!"

    And page four, and page five...

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  34. EDL members reading skills let him down when he responds the the call from Tommy Robinson for flashmobs in town centres.

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  35. "Don't arrest me, officer. Instead, COP A FEEL!"

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  36. Are you sure it wasn't his own head?

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  37. Kev Scott loves The Jam12:54 pm, February 07, 2011

    Anonymous said...

    Are you sure it wasn't his own head?

    10:15 AM, February 07, 2011


    We all know where the rest of the pig went though dont we!

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  38. "I'm the ultimate poster boy. Put me on page three of the daily star!

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  39. "Mr Cameron told me to show you my pecs," said the muscular Liberal.

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  40. One village is missing its idiot.

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