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It's about time we had another caption competition and who better to kick off a new series that Tommy Stephen Cacky-Lemon Robinson. Poor old Tommy. You have to feel sorry for him, banged up in the nonce's wing of Bedford nick to keep him from having to bump into any of those nasty Muslims who might object to his presence. Still, he should feel comfortable in there - there's plenty of his old mates from the EDL occupying nonce cells. A home from home really.
It's also worth remembering that Tommy is on hunger strike (or so he claims). He hasn't even had a KFC bucket of halal chicken bits or a pint of fizzy piss since last Sunday morning. God, the things these EDL he-men go through for their cause. It makes you proud to know they're standing up for us against whoever the foe is this week.
Get those captions for Tommy's placard rolling in, folks. :-)
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"I'll do anything for a hot dog"
ReplyDeleteJust to endear him to his felloe inmates-
ReplyDeletehang all nonces !
Old Sailor
I've converted to Islam. Sorry guys.
ReplyDeleteThings go better with Coke, don't they Tommy? And we don't mean the drink either.
ReplyDeleteI give in. I'm terified of Snowy and the NWI. Please keep me in here.
ReplyDeletePlease send food and KY.
ReplyDeleteHere's a list of all my Muslim friends
ReplyDeleteThank you to all my (seven) supporters. The rest of you are bastards.
ReplyDeleteTo the Nazi bus monkey - please visit me!
ReplyDeleteNew book coming out
ReplyDelete"The Tommy Robinson 14-day Diet
Lose pounds. No refunds."
100% Halal
ReplyDeleteIn light of last Saturday's Tower Hamlets fiasco Yaxley-Lennon unveils the English Defence League's new redesigned flag.
ReplyDelete"I have no idea why the UVF don't like me!"
ReplyDeleteSigned,
Stiofán Ó Leannáin
SPORT ARE TROOPS AGAINST THEM MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS.
ReplyDeleteRather than take the piss out of poor Mr. Waxey-Lemon, should we not all be wishing him the very best of British in his attempt to starve himself to death?
ReplyDeleteGO ON TOMMY, YOU CAN DO IT!
Weight Watchers
ReplyDeleteDIETER OF THE YEAR
2011
"Anonymous Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteRather than take the piss out of poor Mr. Waxey-Lemon, should we not all be wishing him the very best of British in his attempt to starve himself to death?
GO ON TOMMY, YOU CAN DO IT!"
Personally, I'd rather treat the staff at HMP Bedford to takeaway pizza tonight...on condition they waft it in front of Waxy Lemon's cell door first, of course. Mmm, pizza...
"Massive Cock!
ReplyDelete(Am one, not got one)"
"I am now going on hunger strike, Please ring me on 808080
ReplyDeleteFor my fellow nazis that reads as
ate nothing, ate nothing, ate nothing"