Caption competition time again Without being utterly filthy, we'd like to see some interesting captions for this lovely picture of fugly...

Hang on, that bit looks like Mark Collett... Time for a caption competition with an RWB theme. No prizes but let's have some interesting...

Enough serious stuff for a moment. Let's have a few captions to this strange image - the sillier/funnier, the better. There are no prize...