Caption Competition: What the hell?

We can always trust Mad King Nick's unofficial court jester Mark Collett to embarrass the British National Party in some way while the party's 'conference' is going on, usually along with his mate, the buffoon Dave Hannam. Last year, Collett and Hannam appeared at the windows of the ghastly New Kimberley Hotel in Blackpool, waving and grinning like a pair of sub-normal clowns on the demo below - despite orders from his lordship that no-one was to show their face at all. The year before, Collett and Hannam got themselves in trouble over the small matter of inviting a couple of underage girls back to the hotel, for which they were disciplined - not for anything to do with the girls being illegally young but for bringing non-BNP people into the hotel while the conference was taking place.

This year, it looks like Collett is attempting to take on a new assistant idiot and it's possible that the picture above is of the job interview or audition for Hannam's replacement. But we wouldn't know about that. All we know is that the picture is ideal for a caption competition, so go for it. Be warned: comments/captions will be deleted if we feel the cold hand of the libel lawyer on the corporate shoulder...