We spotted Dicky in the Canden's Head yesterday lunchtime, knocking back the Magner's Cider like it was going out of fashion, pissed out of his brains and trying to locate a dye house so he could change the colour of his suit and thus give the impression that the Oxfam Poor old Dicky. Chaos in Barking and Dagenham council chamber, caught out telling porkies about knife crime in the borough and back on the booze again.
He might be a crap councillor and Assembly member but a least he's always good for a laugh, bless him.
Dicky has NOT fallen off the wagon, cos he has never been on it!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeak to anyone who gets close enough for a conversation with him, they say that they can get drunk just on the alcohol fumes rising off his body.
But you are right he is good for a laugh, the problem is that while everyone needs a little light relief now and then the issues that Councillors and Assembly members have to deal with have serious consequences for the people they represent.
tulip
What a fine example he is to all of us. Just what we want our politicians to be, porn film makers, drunks and idiots.
ReplyDelete"the problem is that while everyone needs a little light relief now and then the issues that Councillors and Assembly members have to deal with have serious consequences for the people they represent."
ReplyDeleteWell put. He IS a good laugh but he's also in a serious position where he has an influence. Why this fool is allowed to represent anyone at all is beyond me.
Don't you think he looks sort of...noble?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he just looks like a knob.
Richard Barnbrook is just an incompetent prat.
ReplyDeleteSums up the idiot.
ReplyDeleteMagners cider is (allegedly) Gaymers Old English fermented from imported apple concentrate under license in the ROI.
And with a fancy lable and price stuck on it.
Obviously more money than sense.
Old Sailor
Dicky looks like I feel after about sixteen pints!
ReplyDeleteI may have soiled myself too.
ReplyDeleteRichard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.
ReplyDelete"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
ReplyDeleteClass and intelligence??? LOL He's an incoherent lush. Pretty classy huh?
Anon @4.46pm is that class or glass? and as for intelligence....the man cant even string 3 words together.
ReplyDeleteGet back in your pit please.
tulip
"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina, that doesn't mean he's got class. And as for intelligence. Have you ever heard him make a speech? I have and what a load of incomprehensable bollocks it was. If Dicky is your idea of class, you need to get a grip fast.
Class. Intelligence. Barnbrook.
ReplyDeleteNope, sorry. I can't get those words to work together.
Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
Fuck me I nearly died laughing then!!!!
"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
ReplyDeleteHa. What a classic!
'Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.'
ReplyDeleteHi, Dicky.
"Hi, Dicky."
ReplyDeleteI thought that when I saw that stupid comment. LOL
Your all bashtards (hic)
ReplyDelete"I may have soiled myself too."
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be the first time from what I've heard.
"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
ReplyDeleteBut surely you dont want us to do anything but inbreed and therefore dilute our noble Aryan bloodlines?
You are a complete tit.... but you do make me laff!
Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina That's a complete lie.
ReplyDeleteAt the time of the alleged shagging she was, in fact, being robbed at knifepoint inside a locked wardrobe by an Eastern European.
"It wouldn't be the first time from what I've heard."
ReplyDeleteOh God, I think I'm going to throw up.....
Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina That's a complete lie.
ReplyDeleteAt the time of the alleged shagging she was, in fact, being robbed at knifepoint inside a locked wardrobe by an Eastern European.
I always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet
I am a glamarous post-Tyndall fascist with tight underpants and a lisp.
ReplyDeleteI think it's fair to say I have modelled myself on Quentin Crisp, in terms of poetry and trips to Thailand.
Thank you you people on Lancashirt Uniformity. thanks to you im more popularist than ever before. My dramatical career has been thrust into arenas which I never expected them to be thrusted into in the first place which is good. Sometimes and sometimes no good thing can come from something which is clearly false from a statistical point. When those statistics come from a respectivated source of impeccabilityness it makes my job much easier when I can challenge the major of London, Borus Jonnson as regards my eruditical questioning of the major himself which can sometimes cause confusion when Bovrus doesnt understand my simple lining of the questions. I dont drink that Magnets cider so that is a lie, its Irish and rubbish and as leader of the BNP in London I do my very best to buy the British ale to keep jobs in Britaiin. I have a favourite tipple in Stella's Artoss a famous British brew from Barking you see I'm a great loyalist of Barkings and Dagenhams ancient brewery traditions. If any of my constituents need me you can find me in the "Jolly Ploughman". I was going to say up the Jolly Ploughman but you leftist querrbashersd would have made me some mincemeat from that.
ReplyDeleteA very mexican Christmas to you all of you people even you people in Mexico, a place close to my heart and I will demand from Boris why people in Merton, yes I mean Merton not Mexico are not getting carbon emissions permitations as per the people of Mexico.
My officiando duties are over for the weekend. I have a lot of balls to juggle so I'm off with a lovely little lady ballerina to a charity ball to raise funds for pigeons or is it pygmies or something to do with Londons pig population. I dont know, wheres my crib sheet? Whose for another round of drinks?
"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
ReplyDeleteIt's all about context innit?
The operative words here being 'you lot'.
If that were to be addressed to a branch meeting of the BNP It would have a certain ring of truth to it.
Not because Barnbrrok has class, of course, but because a pile of puke would have more class than a BNP meeting
"I always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet"
ReplyDeleteLOL
Is that a new tie Dicky is wearing? It looks a deeper shade of brown to his other one.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet
ReplyDeleteI think her speech about this alleged incident was featured on Melton and Rutland BNPtv - Griffin described her as a "very brave lady" (I think).
It was surreal.
Bumboook is Gri££in's cute little gay lapdog!
ReplyDeleteHe's gone a bit quiet on his own blog since the GLA Standards Committee had a go at him.
ReplyDeleteI like Dick. He so funny. He make me laugh.
It is frightening, however, that he was elected.
You are right eric the fish....Dicky has gone very quiet on his blogs since the Standards Board have decided to investigate, but not that quiet, in the letters page of local newspaper he has put in a letter (or somebody has written it for him) the headline of which reads:
ReplyDeleteNUMBER OF MURDERS NOT RELEVANT.
He then goes on to justify his lies on video because numbers dont matter to him.
But what he doesnt say and what is relevant is that there were NO murders.
tulip