As it's likely to be quiet today - at least until this evening when everyone returns from annoying the BNP at the Red, White and Blue - we'll have a quick caption competition. Any caption you like, as long as it's funny (and legal).
August 15, 2009
Couldn't get to the RWB demo? Console yourself with a caption or two...
As it's likely to be quiet today - at least until this evening when everyone returns from annoying the BNP at the Red, White and Blue - we'll have a quick caption competition. Any caption you like, as long as it's funny (and legal).
Taxi! Croatia, please....
ReplyDeleteNick Griffin demonstrates the pas-de-deux from Swan Lake that he will perform with Mark Collett at the Red, White and Blue finale.
ReplyDelete"Hang on, I've just had another idea for a begging letter to BNP members..."
ReplyDeleteMake mine a stiff one!
ReplyDeleteBye-bye, Simon. We'll soon get another webmaster, you sad twat!
ReplyDeleteHang on dear members before you drown me in the river behind me for fleecing you out of your spare cash yet again for my own gratification, I want to make one last appeal to you - money for a lifebuoy so I do not drown!!!
ReplyDeleteSimon Bennets got the boot? Ha! No wonder the BNP sites down.
ReplyDelete"No, hang on, I know this one. It's a larch, no, an elder. A sycamore...."
ReplyDeleteHow may brain cells do I think Lee Barnes has got? One!
ReplyDeleteWhen you guys and gals are finished humping my hound of a wife could I possibly get her back as I promised Mark I would drive her over.
ReplyDeleteHey I got stinkfinger from Martin!!!
ReplyDeleteBlah, was gonna use the taxi gag!
ReplyDeleteHowzabout. I think it's encumbant on the white indigenous people - persecuted in their zillions in this country - to have their own salute.
Could be raining on their parade today.
"No, Dicky, leave all of that champagne alone, your supposed to be on the sick, remember.
ReplyDeleteNow put that bottle down and give the microphone back to the nice karaoke man"
BTW: Nice article in the Mule:
http://themule.info/article/the-bnps-illustrious-record
"Ya do the Hokey Kokey and you turn around, Thats what its all about"
ReplyDeleteits Nick trying to create an atmosphere at the exceptionally quiet RWB
"Damn this wankers cramp!"
ReplyDeleteHang on, this is great, another ploy to wring cash from the members!
ReplyDeleteI've heard that Simon Bennet has been sacked, retired due to ill health and has also been abducted by aliens!
ReplyDeleteWhich one is true? Your time starts, now...
At last by 5pm the first person arrives on the Red,White & Blue site and is welcomed by Nick with a smile and cheer :"How much are you donating!"
ReplyDeleteGriffin dancing around to the tune of "Money, money, money" by Abba.
ReplyDelete"Camp Freddie, I've told you before, it's the doors you're meant to blow off, not the whole bloody party membership".
ReplyDelete1. Hey you chaps, I'm the next one to have a ride... on Mark.
ReplyDelete2. You can have Simon Darby.
3. I never realised how much money I could make being an MEP. Oh well if you can't beat em join em.
"Hey everybody, look how rich I am."
ReplyDeleteWe are being persecuted by them others. Persecuted.
ReplyDelete"OK, so maybe my human swastika impression could use a little more work."
ReplyDeleteIs he modelling himself on Gordon Brown???
ReplyDeleteGriffin: "I haven't got the hang of this Hitler salute, just yet"
ReplyDelete"The bnp website went that way"
ReplyDelete"I'm a little teapot, short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout."
ReplyDelete"Mark! Mark?! that's my daughter!
ReplyDeleteThis'll get me first prize in the Terry Wogan Lookalike Contest, oh that reminds me - must try and get Sarah Kennedy to speak next year!
ReplyDeleteNick was never very good at doing the YMCA dance
ReplyDelete698, 699, 700! There you go - another roaring success for Nazifest!
ReplyDeleteNothing at the rwb no fairground rides. Just 1 bouncy castle this event is going down hill rapidly. BNP members leaving the site already with bordom.
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