What will happen to Griffin and co in court?

Griffin and co get their day in court today when they're up before the beak for not doing what the court ordered them to do following the case involving the Equality and Human Rights Commission. Porky Griffin, being someone's golden boy, seems to be Teflon-coated and thus able to avoid prosecution, despite the incredible amount of evidence of all kinds of criminality that is publicised and added to, it seems, almost weekly.

Nevertheless, we're hoping (though not holding our collective breath) for a decent result, preferably involving an astronomically huge fine to add to the outrageous costs that any court case of this kind seems to incur. Anything that bankrupts the BNP is fine by us.

There are a whole load of alternatives, the best of which is that he's banged up and we never have to see his fat face again, but even now he could escape the rope prison cell and probably will. Watch out, if you're anywhere near the Royal Courts of Justice, for him practising a sudden onset of dementia, a la another well-known dictator.

Let's see if we can predict the result. Vote on the poll (top-right) and if you can think of any better, or funnier, options, bung them in to us via the comments.

Life imprisonment with hard labour
Six months in a nick for softies
A shower of eggs every day for three months
An enormous fine which will bankrupt the BNP
A whacking great fine which the members will have to pay as usual
Martin Pervert Reynolds to crap on Griffin from a great height
A smallish fine which will be paid via a mysterious donation
A stern telling-off from a bad-tempered judge
Whatever happens, Griffin'll claim it's a victory so who cares?
It'll be adjourned because of the tube strike
Griffin will go to the wrong court
Griffin will claim he's sick
Griffin will claim he's dead

If you happen to be near the court, try to get a few pictures for our subsequent report and email them in. Just watch out for eggs - there's bound to be a few.