BNP launches election campaign

This Saturday as the clock strikes 1pm the BNP will launch their national and London election campaigns and the party's manifesto in the less than salubrious meeting room at the Eastbrook public house in Rainham Road, Dagenham.

Journalists who have nothing better to do are being corralled at noon at the Dagenham Civic Centre and transferred to the venue by road.

The new BNP London organiser, Cllr Rob Bailey, has issued his first set of commands, something he is used to doing as a former Royal Marine. He has just replaced Nick Eriksen in the post after Eriksen's sick views on rape came to light, knocking him off the BNP's London Assembly candidates' list and allowing Bailey a leg up into his job and a higher place on the BNP's London Assembly slate.

Party leaders and candidates from London and around the country will also be present. The knuckle-draggers have been told to meet up outside Dagenham East tube station wearing their best togs.

We hear there is fear that violence will break out as the local football team, Dagenham and Redbridge, are playing at home within spitting distance of the Eastbrook pub. The locals might well frown on the sight of a hundred wife beaters, village idiots and overpaid steroid-driven BNP minders descending on Dagenham.

We heard last night that the BNP mad bomber Tony Lecomber is pretty choked off as he has not been given a formal position in the party for which he is doing so much in the election campaigning in Epping and Loughton.

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Watch out for BNP drink drivers in Dagenham tonight

The BNP monkeys arrived at Redbridge station this morning to start their second national weekend of campaigning for the London elections. They are hoping to rest their sore feet at a BNP social this evening at the Eastbrook pub in Dagenham Road, Dagenham, east London.

You can give the pub a call on 0871 984 4446 to check whether it is true that the bar tab is on Richard Barnbrook, a man noted for his deep pockets and short arms.

On a more cautionary note, it is not unknown for BNP activists to drink and drive home afterwards, or for visiting party members from the North West to be topped up with steroids.

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