Blind association 'horrified' at BNP meeting

Not content with attempting to mislead the general populace with its lies about its core policies and plans for the future (such as they are), the BNP played up to its usual standard last night when it held a meeting at the Hastings Voluntary Association for the Blind, by lying about the booking and claiming to be an organisation called 'British Heritage'.

For a party that purports to want to run the country, is supposedly proud of what it stands for and believes in truth at all costs (or so it would have us believe despite all the evidence) it's remarkably deceitful when it comes to booking meetings

A recent Trafalgar Club dinner was only allowed to go ahead after the hotel owner was informed of the truth about the Trafalgar Club's connections with the BNP because he believed it would be damaging to his reputation to cancel at the last minute. Even so, he was furious at being misled and vowed that the BNP would never return, under any guise.

Similarly the Hastings Voluntary Association for the Blind, who were shocked to hear the news that it was the BNP who had booked their venue last night and that the meeting was attended by the convicted racist Nick Griffin.

'To say we are shocked about this is an understatement. We are horrified. We would not have allowed the booking if we had known it was for this purpose', said one member of staff.

The BNP's current infestation of South African ex-Security Service personnel seems to be increasing the BNP's love of cloak and dagger operations. Supporters were told to meet outside a nearby Methodist Church before being directed to the venue, a five minute walk away. The password, apparently, was 'buffoons'.