Come on Martin, just this once...

Caption competition time again

Without being utterly filthy, we'd like to see some interesting captions for this lovely picture of fugly-porn star and la-la Martin Reynolds and er, friend, at the RWB. Do try not to be too obscene (though I can understand the difficulty).

Griffin demoted to cook and bottle-washer

Hang on, that bit looks like Mark Collett...

Time for a caption competition with an RWB theme. No prizes but let's have some interesting, funny, rude (though preferably not obscene) suggestions for this fab picture of King Nick cooking up some new scams.

Thanks to our mates at Kirklees Unity for the image.

What the hell is that thing? Oh, it's the BNP's Nick Cass...

Enough serious stuff for a moment. Let's have a few captions to this strange image - the sillier/funnier, the better. There are no prizes, so don't ask. ;-)