August 19, 2008

Come on Martin, just this once...

Caption competition time again
Without being utterly filthy, we'd like to see some interesting captions for this lovely picture of fugly-porn star and la-la Martin Reynolds and er, friend, at the RWB. Do try not to be too obscene (though I can understand the difficulty).

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmm Martin, you taste of pork....

Mark Wallet said...

Wow, Martin reynold's has joined the BNP's very own bisexual swingers club (there's a lot in it)

Confused said...

When I asked for a tounge sandwich I didn't mean this!





(How the fuck do you spell tounge???)

Anonymous said...

I'm not having that in my mouth - not after it's just been up Griffin's arse.

Anonymous said...

TONGUE (I think)

Anonymous said...

"Without being utterly filthy"

Shit, my minds just gone blank!

Anonymous said...

See, we all lurve each other in the BNP

Anonymous said...

Shit, I'm being attacked by a flid.

Anonymous said...

The Dentist said "as a fully paid up member of the BNP i had to stop biting my tongue"

so what did the bugger do, he pulled out all me bleedin teeth.

greencrosscode said...

"If the long suffering Mrs Griffin wants a threesome to get one over Cyclops, we'd better get some practice in".

Anonymous said...

Yer me besht fookin mate you are Marty...

Anonymous said...

oh go on then you are better looking than my wife.

Anonymous said...

ps anon posted at 8.59pm was tulip just in case i win the Mars bar.

tulip

Anonymous said...

"I'm not having that in my mouth - not after it's just been up Griffin's arse."

This caption has to be the winner. Unkind, but probably true . . .

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Martin Reynold's Dance Workshop for the Moronic.

Anonymous said...

Bollocks, The far left idigay dunkees have invaded the festival.