Patrick Harrington, general secretary of the One Big Vast Huge Onion, Solidarity, has joined up with the Green Bigot's forum, putting the membership of the Green Bigot not very far behind that of the hijacked One Big Vast Huge Onion itself.
Posting as Completelyblank, an entirely appropriate name, the Great Fantasist got himself in a tiz about our report on the fantastic progress of the One Big Vast Huge Onion, which put on an amazing 111 members out of a potential (alleged - they're liars, remember?) 10,000 from the BNP in the last year alone.
This puts the One Big Vast Huge Onion on a par with the membership of the Hemsby and Winterton branch of the Amalgamated National Union of Beetroot Scrapers, Clock Winders and Toe-nail Removal Engineers (meetings Thursday nights in the shed behind the barber's shop). Or to put it another way, more people will visit Enver's Turkish Kebab House in Gorleston High Street in the next thirty minutes and ask for a bowl of pickled corn flakes with rasberry flavoured Angel Delight topping than have joined the Great Fantasist's play union in a year.
But the Fantasist never says die - not when there's the question of £60 a year in subs due from dupes who join the One Big Vast Huge Onion, who get told to clear off and seek legal advice somewhere else because the One Big Vast Huge Onion is even more useless than a bucket with a hole in the bottom. The Fantasist reckons 500 members by the end of the year is a realistic target - but we've been seeing Harrington's "realistic targets" for years, and we reckon that by the time the One Big Vast Huge Onion signs up its 500th victim the Sun will have become a Red Giant and life on Earth will have ceased.
With the services of the massively successful Accentuate PR company (the one with the Yahoo webmail address) working tirelessly on the One Big Vast Huge Onion's behalf you'd have thought that they'd have secured the Great Fantasist a page of refutation in the Times at least, if not ten minutes with Paxo on Newsnight.
Instead the Fantasist ended up whining on the Green Bigot's free speech forums (the ones where you get kicked off if you don't say "Jack Black" while sticking pins in a voodoo doll). Joining the not so comradely comrades, he posted acres of dribble that twists this way and that and never comes close to the truth or ever gets anywhere near answering the points we made.
"Atreus shows his grasp of arithmetic by multiplying the monthly membership subscriptions by twelve," he whinges.
Erm, yes, guilty. £60 per year x 210 members and a BNP leader comes out at £12660 whichever way you shake it - maybe not in right wing loopy land though, but right wing loopy land is a tad notorious for dodgy accounting practices. Anybody reckon the excuses are being cooked up early...?
Anyway, the Accentuate PR company presumably staying in bed for the day and the One Big Vast Huge Onion's general secretary having an important declaration to make, the Great Fantasist decided his post was worthy of a greater audience than the Bigot, Brighton Dross and sock puppet Sarah, and begged the Bigot to put the post up on his blog - required reading for anybody in need of a good laugh.
The Bigot obliged and the Fantasist can spend the next six months reading himself 60 times a day, while the Bigot can go about saying he knows somebody really really important who knows Nick Griffin, doncherknow boyo.
I wonder if Sailor Bigot and Bosun Rock, who spend a lot of time supporting the One Big Vast Huge Onion (or say they do) have ever actually joined it? Nah, not if their BNP records are anything to go by. The Rock was so afraid of a few "poofters" in Brighton that he made his excuses and left Sid Williamson to get in the way of a soft drink can being disposed of by a Pride marcher, so we don't see him joining the picket lines anytime soon.
Back to the Fantasist. He ends his declaration: "As Solidarity members they have the strength of a militant fighting union behind them. 'Together we are strong' is not an empty phrase dreamed up by Norfolk Unity's supposed 'Great Fantasist'. It's a plain fact."
Yeah, okay - we fell of our chairs, too.
Here's a few quotes direct from the One Big Huge Vast Onion's website ((c) P. Harrington - why?):
The kind of activities that Solidarity are involved in include the following:
Picket Protesting
Campaigns against companies that off-shore a large percentage of call centre jobs abroad as well as organisations that that employ large numbers iof cheap foreign workers.
Pressure Local Councils
Lobby MP's
Pensions Crisis
Through the use of Posters / Leaflets and Flyers we shall highlight the risks that workers face due to the reduction of a decent pension scheme, particularly postal workers
Helping Members Secure Work
We shall aggressively demonstrate around the country against companies that don't employ native workers, or who replace them with cheap imported labour
The truth is, the One Big Huge Vast Onion has been involved in none of these things.
It's a plain fact.
Extracted from Norfolk Unity's tour of la la-land (March 17th)
See also Huge growth for BNP's one big union
The photo Harrington doesn't want you to see is here
6 comments:
The BNP fake posting army are busy with their hundreds of fake identities (using dozens of g-mail addresses and newspaper logins) polluting The Times with hundreds of non-existant Times-reading BNP supporters.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3716550.ece
Until newspapers start punlishing IP addresses of posters, comments sections after BNP articles will be hijacked time after time.
Harrington is the saddest case on the right. Full of his own bullshit. Check out this crap http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tolkien-Politics-Anthony-Cooney/dp/0954478827 Does he think anybody gives a toss? Who does he think he is, somebody significant? Sad loser, the kind who thinks getting blogger to remove a photo is a victory.
Sorry that you have had to remove the "offending photograph", but no doubt you felt that it was in your best interests to abide by the law and act accordingly.
Rather different to the "man of law and order" Patrick Harrington who actually hijacked the Solidarity Union himself, setting himself up as the General Secretary.
It seems it's one law for him, and one for the rest of us plebs.
But then again Harrington comes from a bourgeois family with pretensions of greatness and superiority.
Harrington will lie, cheat and deceive, bully, bluster and intimidate, but when he finds his ego ever so lightly criticised or his "rights" touched the man runs to the law whining like the spoilt egotistical fraud that he is.
I blame his mother who doted on him ever since he was a child.
He still hasn't grown up from being a child.
Wanker.
Anonymous said
Harrington is the saddest case on the right. Full of his own bullshit. Check out this crap http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tolkien-Politics-Anthony-Cooney/dp/0954478827 Does he think anybody gives a toss?
Yes, I checked the link that Anon gave and found the self-penned egotostical rubbish by Pat Harrington & Co.
I found this gem -
" Pat is also a qualified teacher, but currently works on Britain's (much undervalued) Railway".
Trouble is is that Patrick Anthony Harrington left GNER railways to claim life as one of the many benefit claimants. Only that Harrington is neither unemployed through no fault of his own or from sickness and disability. He must find life outside of doing an honest and menial job like the rest of us taxpayers quite plebian and beneath him.
As a pseudo-intellectutal he must despise the honest worker and must consider himself to be deserved of a paid life in leisure whilst he comits his sad little life to politics. No doubt his ex-wife who works at the Edinburgh Citizen's Advice Bureau is able to suggest the best ways of ensuring he can have an easy life.
Why doesn't he go into teaching? He's qualified a she says he is. Schools are crying out for qualified teachers. Obviously teaching is beneath him.
Up the workers Brother Pat.
Why doesn't he go into teaching? He's qualified a she says he is. Schools are crying out for qualified teachers. Obviously teaching is beneath him.
What following in the footsteps of the Walker brothers? Where have you been?
More like One Big Vast Huge Ego!
Pat Harrington mut be one of the most self-obsessed person in British fascism.
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