September 09, 2008

The Lying Lorry's true message to the people

Telling it like it is
No article to read this time. We're just looking for appropriate slogans for the side of the BNP's second-hand Lying Lorry.

As we know, the BNP's Lying Lorry is going to be whizzing around the country at great and unnecessary expense to the membership, spreading the party's lies and propaganda - and we thought it would be nice if, just for a change, it showed the truth. So, let's have a few suitable slogans for the side that will enable everyone to see the reality about the BNP.

Go for it...

34 comments:

DT said...

LOL I like the one you've got actually. It looks good to me.

Anonymous said...

The BNP - Nazi as fuck

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there a quote from that bastard about people in council houses being scum? That's do, with that same picture. People on my estate would kick his fat arse for that.

Nick Griffin said...

Fuck your votes, I want your money.

Alba said...

You can't see it but...Marky boy has this finger up my arse right now :O)

Knotwork Blue said...

For fuck sake, everybody knows that the BNP is a state run safety valve and I am allowed to fleece all the sheeple (oops I meant BNP membership).

Wasn't me, guv... said...

It'd be nice to get some Adbusters to "amend" the Trite Truck" message.

Allegedly!!!

Anonymous said...

Croatia here I come.....

Rev. Robert West said...

It looks like Griff and Collett have just entered a civil partnership. Aaahhhh, ain't that sweet.

Anonymous said...

Me and Mark are off for a quickie. Laters.

Anonymous said...

Nick Griffin hates you all - except Green Arrow who he lurves....

Bilbo said...

LOL I like the one you've got actually. It looks good to me.

It does too. :)

Anonymous said...

"Nick Griffin hates you all - except Green Arrow who he lurves...."

I'm starting to think Green Arrow is Mark Collett, judging by those creepy homo-erotic posts on Stormshite.

Anonymous said...

Right, we're off for a threesome. Where's Arthur?

Dark Poet said...

So I stuck this finger up his arse & now Mark follows me everywhere

Anonymous said...

The BNP
(BNP logo)
It's shit.

Anonymous said...

Mark Collett looks like he's just spotted a girls school in the distance.

Matt said...

Gri££inism.....
Operating the state safety-valve
for you today, and everyday.

Grab your wallet and join us here!

Snake oil Joe said...

Cum join Gri££in & Collett's underage luv bus and for today only, we'll throw in fat Jackie for free! Yes folks FREE! (again)

Nordic Stormtrooper Love Nest said...

"Right, we're off for a threesome. Where's Arthur?"

Brilliant but Arthur wouldnt hop into bed with those two ugly bastards, he prefers them young and blond - allegedly.

Mark Collett's lawyer said...

I love these caption competitions.

Anonymous said...

Surely it would be emblazoned with the words:

DONATION HOTLINE : 0845 ?????

P.S. Can we submit our own Truth Trucks....

Captain Anon - SS Truth Boat :)

Gwen Stevens said...

The BNP supports the Olympic Games (1936)

Anonymous said...

"BNP - finger lickin good. (Good boy Mark)"

Anonymous said...

"Fuck your votes, I want your money."

Perfect!

Anonymous said...

"just until we get the train carriages converted"

James Hutchings said...

"Not Just A Single-Issue Party - We Also Hate Jews!"

Jo said...

Googles blogger has got a new thing called followers, where people who ally themselves with the blog can show they support it. I'd like to see that here as an encouragment to all of us to get behind Lancaster Unity. How about it Ketlan/Denise?

DDT said...

"Cyclops and Peedo Boy To The Rescue!!!"

Kid D Fiddlaz said...

"With Gary Glitter on our side, we'll find a new nonce hotel in Blackpool".

XMember said...

Just a serious point not a slogan :) - I reckon that Cyclops is a Paedo too.

Remember what Paedo Boy said about "turning Queen's evidence" against Cyclops if he ever turned against the ugly twat?

It's a bit ironic that the BNP once ran a campaign against nonces when the groomers and kiddie fiddlers are in the top eschalons of the BNP>

Anonymous said...

Call it the "Truth Fuck" one more time, and it's the finger for you AND Marky Boy.

James Hutchings said...

"The number of people who have input into BNP policy is..."

Anonymous said...

"Thats one for me and none for you"

tulip