September 19, 2008

How exciting. Somebody else joins the BNP.

In a coup to rival the last disastrous publicity coup it announced only to have it backfire on the party immediately to laughs all round, the BNP has announced the support of 'one of Britain’s top fashion models' as a supporter.

Yes, Essex girl Lauren McAvoy has publicly declared her support for the racist BNP - so hopefully she has suddenly reached the end of her short career.

Naturally the BNP is making much of this, claiming that Ms McAvoy has 'graced the cover of numerous magazines', though I defy anyone to name five, not including the Company magazine spread which was part of her prize for winning Britain’s Next Top Model in 2007.

We wondered why anyone with a promising career in front of them would want to associate themselves with the BNP, but then we spotted that her favourite activities included pole-dancing, leading us to wonder if she was talent-spotted by those well-known pole-dance aficionados Mark Collett and Dave Hannam - though it should be said that at 21, she's a fair bit too old for them.

Another favourite activity is, apparently, water sports. I assume she's referring to swimming, though with the likes of perverts such as Martin Reynolds about, who the hell knows?

Strangely, despite a diploma in civil engineering, McAvoy still appears to be up to the usual educational standards that we expect from the BNP. Her more or less moribund MySpace page breathlessly announces that she is 'excited about having a chinease with her wonderful girlies tonite'. One could make a nasty crack about the similarities between her and that other 'celebrity' BNP member Simone Clarke (now doomed to sit on the exec of the failed Solidarity union alongside the dreary Patrick Harrington) but had better not.

Actually, mention of Clarke reminds me that we'd better warn McAvoy about the ever more bizarre Dickie Barnbrook. Still desperate to do away with the continuing label of gay porn film director and star, he appears to be unable to resist sending women pictures of his todger, as Annika Tavilampi found out. At the time that Barnbrook was trying to bed Ms Tavilampi, he was supposedly engaged to Clarke and still married to his wife, a Metropolitan Police officer. Tavilampi described Barnbrook as a 'sleazebag' after he proposed to her at more or less the same time as he proposed to the BNP's dancing queen. He seems to fit right in with all the other sleazebags in the party as far as we can see.

Simone Clarke was at the height of her career when she joined the BNP. Ten minutes later, her career was dead and buried. We shall follow Ms McAvoy's career with considerable interest to see whether it goes the same way at the same speed.

63 comments:

Someone with taste said...

She's a model??? She's got a face like a bag of spanners.

Pancake man said...

Has she really "joined"? Support doesnt always mean parting with cash for a membership card.

When I read about "one of Britain's top models" I thought it may have referred to Naomi Campbell - that'd be a bit of a coup.

Anonymous said...

Water sports? She'll fit right in.

Jo said...

It's like reading the News of the World. Great article. :)

Ex etcetera said...

"Simone Clarke was at the height of her career when she joined the BNP. Ten minutes later, her career was dead and buried. We shall follow Ms McAvoy's career with considerable interest to see whether it goes the same way at the same speed."

Joining the BNP was the kiss of death for the dancing queen (a great name for her). I imagine Lauren McAvoy has just killed her own career in the same way. Good. It couldn't have happened to a nicer woman.

Anonymous said...

"When I read about "one of Britain's top models" I thought it may have referred to Naomi Campbell - that'd be a bit of a coup."

Actually it'd be interesting to hear Naomi Campbell's take on this.

Fook me! said...

She could certainly 'grace the cover' of Abnormally Large Head Magazine.

Anonymous said...

Is this another Simon darby special? If so, it's going to be a disaster for them.

Reader said...

"She could certainly 'grace the cover' of Abnormally Large Head Magazine."

LOL Fucking funny. :D

Jim T said...

"he appears to be unable to resist sending women pictures of his todger"

Jeez what a thought.

Spinning Wheel said...

She aint bad looking. Air for brains maybe. Whats wrong with the size of her head, fook me?

Debbie Harry has a large head. Classy looking woman tho.

Modelling days could be over I fear, best to keep your trap shut if you're blessed with beaeuty but not brains. As Teddy Sheringhams ex girlfriend and Jade Goody both found out.

Serving in Tescos or McDonalds could be beckoning. Forget the catwalk could be counter sitting instead

Must be my age said...

"Someone with taste said...
She's a model??? She's got a face like a bag of spanners."

She could help me unbolt my nuts anyday

NTP said...

"How exciting. Somebody else joins the BNP."

Sarcasm Ketlan? Surely not. ;)

Mud Wrestler said...

Anyone else thinking Publicity at any price? Maybe a price too high as far as modelling goes.

Could be one hell of a catfight though if she and Noami ever did appear at the same fashion event.

Would not mind watching that one

Medico said...

Why is she wearing surgical stockings?

Has she hurt her legs

Spotted Dick said...

"he appears to be unable to resist sending women pictures of his todger"

Jeez what a thought."

How'd we know its HIS todger?

He uses a false address, might be a fake photo of his measuring stick.

Timing said...

She won a modelling contest when?

2007!


Ah, that explains a lot.

DickyRicky said...

Spotted Dick said...
"How'd we know its HIS todger?

He uses a false address, might be a fake photo of his measuring stick."

Rocco Siefriedi's or Nacho Vidals? Or................................
no not Lex Steeles! lolololololol

fook me said...

"Whats wrong with the size of her head, fook me?"

She looks like she's wearing one of those fake heads like at Disneyland. The ones that terrify kids.

"Debbie Harry has a large head."

Lets not go there! LOL

Anonymous said...

"Why is she wearing surgical stockings?

Has she hurt her legs"

LOL

lining up said...

with all these 'talents' in the BNP why didnt they have

1) Dancing at the RWB
2) A modelling display

might make a change from a burger in a bun.

Or maybe they did

There was Morris Dancing aparently and a doggy contest.

Excitement knows no bounds

Lee Collett-Griffin said...

Pole dancing? Does that mean she likes dancing with Poles? I don't think the BNP'd like that much. "These bleedin' Poles, they come over 'ere and dance wiv our wimmin. Bastards." Etc.

Anonymous said...

"She won a modelling contest when?
2007!
Ah, that explains a lot."

I don't get that. Unless you mean she's done fuck all since she won the contest and is trying to get some publicity for her dying career?

Anonymous said...

"he appears to be unable to resist sending women pictures of his todger"

Suitably enlarged no doubt !

Old Sailor

Sami said...

Well done Lancaster Unity for spotting this and knocking out a good and funny article right away.

Timing said...

"She won a modelling contest when?
2007!
Ah, that explains a lot."

'I don't get that. Unless you mean she's done fuck all since she won the contest and is trying to get some publicity for her dying career?'


You got it!

cheeredmeuponafridayafternoon said...

"Pole dancing? Does that mean she likes dancing with Poles?"


Hahaha, like it.

Anonymous said...

The woman's a freak.

Anonymous said...

"Her more or less moribund MySpace page breathlessly announces that she is 'excited about having a chinease with her wonderful girlies tonite'. One could make a nasty crack about the similarities between her and that other 'celebrity' BNP member Simone Clarke (now doomed to sit on the exec of the failed Solidarity union alongside the dreary Patrick Harrington) but had better not."

Ooh, SOOOOO near the knuckle there. Nasty but funny. :)

Sangster said...

"We shall follow Ms McAvoy's career with considerable interest to see whether it goes the same way at the same speed."

You don't have to. It's already bombed.

Anonymous said...

'She's got a face like a bag of spanners.'

It looks like it was carved out of an old iceberg but perhaps it's meant to look like that?

Mark Collett said...

"Abnormally Large Head Magazine"

I should be in that.

Tess of the Dibbleyvilles said...

"There was Morris Dancing aparently and a doggy contest.

Excitement knows no bounds"

LOL What's this - National Sarcasm Day?

JJB said...

"Well done Lancaster Unity for spotting this and knocking out a good and funny article right away."

Yeah, good stuff LU. Well done.

Oldham bloke said...

Mark Collett said...

"Abnormally Large Head Magazine"

I should be in that.




You really should!!!

Copier Xpert said...

"he appears to be unable to resist sending women pictures of his todger"

Suitably enlarged no doubt !


does any machine have a zoom range that wide?

Mark Colletts Fan Club said...

Mark Collett
"Abnormally Large Head Magazine"

I should be in that.

No Mark you shouldn't.

You should be in "Abnormally Large Ugly Head Magazine"

And also "Exceedingly Big Snout Pout Mag"

And maybe "World Smallest fully grown adults magazine"

Or "Yes Brown shoes do go with a grey suit magazine" otherwise known as "World Worst Dressed Magazine"

Anonymous said...

Some funny comments but all joking aside, I can see this so-called publicity coup turning out to be yet another BNP damp squib.

Anonymous said...

Another third-rate publicity stunt that's doomed to go pear-shaped very quickly. Well done Simon Darby.

ex-bnp said...

If she’s joined out of some misguided belief that it may accelerate her up life’s greasy pole with Gri££in parading her about like some trophy, she’s going to be in for a shock.

Collett (the BNP’s answer to Gary Glitter) already has pride of place applying copious amounts of Vaseline to fatty one eye’s insipid phallace.

However, she’ll be flavour of the month for a short while until Gri££in and his short-sighted greed and gimmickry utterly ruin her career while she has the unenviable prospect of having a line of passes made at her by moronic fat middle aged arse-wipes (yes, I did mean Jackie Gri££in).

This is great news really because at the end of the day that grubby little party is going to be made to look even worse than it already does as the fragments of that girls future are hurled up into the stratosphere by a scumbag that is only going to use her.

My advice to her would be get reading girl and very carefully, think about what you are doing.

Anonymous said...

Some people will say that this is proof that Essex girls are indeed thick!!! lol

Brainless SX Gurl said...

All I can imagine is that she (alledgedly) took part in one of Martin Reynolds swingers' parties and photos were taken of her which had her in a compromising position, so Cyclops and Paedo Boiy threatened her that the piccys would be released to the News Of The Screws unless she gave her unreserved support to the fascist BNP.

Blackmail and fraud sounds like it's right up the BNP's street.

Anonymous said...

She's from Essex?

DICKY'S ARSE DILDO said...

Her face looks rather masculine, so maybe it's another of Cyclops's PR exercises to "turn Bumbrook straight",

L-O-FUCKING-L

British Mingers Party said...

Have sympathy for the poor ugly dear.

You have to be a minger to join Nick Griffin's BNP.

James Hutchings said...

I'll also be enjoying a Chinese takeaway tonight.

However I won't be throwing it up afterwards.

Raymond said...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2007/09/05/effocus105.xml

According to several sources she is friends with Big Brother winner Brian. Doesn't she know that the BNP would like for him to be "repatriated"

Im not racist but I dont care if my black friend gets sent packing said...

raymond: "According to several sources she is friends with Big Brother winner Brian. Doesn't she know that the BNP would like for him to be "repatriated""

Sorry raymond but shouldn't the last sentence start:-

"Doesn't she think....!"

Graeme said...

I can't believe people are attacking this young woman for the way she looks, something which she cannot help anymore than people who have black or brown skin can help that.

Some are sinking to the BNPs level and using their methodology.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and for what it's worth I happen to think she is a charming looking female but am aware that sometimes those blessed with a pretty face can be cursed with a dark heart.

Tar Brush said...

Why do the BNP keep outing its celebrity and/or micro celebrity supporters? Do they think it will encourage more?

A similar point was, amazingly, made on Stormfront, I think.

Did Sum1 Speak Too Soon said...

A Stormfronter points out the story's gone from the BNP site, I checked and it seems they're right.

There was also a link on MI5ON DRABY's blog, that looks like it's been pulled.

You was right AF, another stunning publicity coup for the BNP.

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Articles vanished, another 24 hour celebrity endorsement for the BNP. ROFL.

Who next will the BNP try and claim for their cause, Trevor McDonald?

Not a stylish marriage said...

Actually a very good pairing that are suited to each other.

She's a wanabe model and they're a wanabe political party.

Truth is neither will make it into the big time in their chosen fields.

If I wasn't a kindly soul i'd use the term losers here.

Wrong said Fred said...

Legal action a possibility I am wondering as there is not a single trace of the original BNP website revalation?

Perhaps she should really be a magician rather than a model if she can make things disapear as easily and quickly as that.

LU Supporter said...

According to someone on Stormfront
"this could be a turning point (fingers crossed). all we need now is a few more famous or well respected figures declaring there support for the bnp and the flood gates will just burst wide open."
Ten minutes later, every item mentioning her is gone. Of course that may have something to do with the candidate she endorsed having come third out of three.

Another success for Lancaster Unity methinks. :)

James J said...

Wow, what a vast amount of comments and what a larf!

"Legal action a possibility I am wondering as there is not a single trace of the original BNP website revalation?"

I doubt that very much. I saw the article myself and I'd be more than happy to stand up in court and say I did under oath. Ketlan knows who I am.

M the B said...

Even the Sun has picked up this story - though it's a bit short on detail
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1713542.ece

Wrong sed fred said...

Jamesj>>>>"Legal action a possibility I am wondering as there is not a single trace of the original BNP website revalation?"

I doubt that very much. I saw the article myself and I'd be more than happy to stand up in court and say I did under oath. Ketlan knows who I am."

I meant action against the BNP, JJ.

Old Boy Good Memory said...

It reminds me of a similar episode years back when football manager Laurie McMenemie was shown in NF youth paper Bulldog, to much trumpeting and fanfares, posing with a load of NF supporters.

Turned out he was asked to pose with them, didnt know they were NF and unwittingly obliged.

Ugly Bastard BNP said...

Mingers to the rescue, lol

Why is it, nearly everyone in the BNP resembles the back end of the bus?

Chance or intelligent design?

Me thinks rejects and misfits are drawn to the party like MRSA or C-Difficile to a wound.

Give the girl a break said...

I dont think she is "in" the BNP. One photo and a bit on the bnp site that was quickly withdrawn and as such it is beginning to sound as though she is naieve rather than nazi.

Ben Trunch said...

Indeed, the memory hole opens and the "story" got pulled. I wonder who by?

Shirley Knott by Lee Barnes LLB, the BNP's incompetent legal "adviser"?

Sadly for the BNP (Britain's Nastiest Paedophiles?) the Currant Bun already got their hooks in the story.

Maybe the young lass (oh how the BNP love to talk about lads/lasses) got home and realised what she had done and did not want to join the ranks of the living dead?

Oh and for any Nazis reading this, I am not a Red, a Marxist, a lefty or anti British/anti white. I am just anti Nazi. OK? Thank you.

Anonymous said...

"Her more or less moribund MySpace page breathlessly announces that she is 'excited about having a chinease with her wonderful girlies tonite'. One could make a nasty crack about the similarities between her and that other 'celebrity' BNP member Simone Clarke (now doomed to sit on the exec of the failed Solidarity union alongside the dreary Patrick Harrington) but had better not."


Ha ha! Very amusing posts! Love 'em all.

As far as Fantasy Pat Harrington is concerned maybe he and his estranged wife from Edinburgh CAB can be nominated too? She's had various media exposure for her sexual shenanigans in the past.

Fantasy Pat has always had a good line in sexual matters - allegedly.