December 12, 2008

Dicky hits the cider after week of chaos

We spotted Dicky in the Canden's Head yesterday lunchtime, knocking back the Magner's Cider like it was going out of fashion, pissed out of his brains and trying to locate a dye house so he could change the colour of his suit and thus give the impression that the Oxfam rubbish bin shop had once again received his custom this decade.

Poor old Dicky. Chaos in Barking and Dagenham council chamber, caught out telling porkies about knife crime in the borough and back on the booze again.

He might be a crap councillor and Assembly member but a least he's always good for a laugh, bless him.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dicky has NOT fallen off the wagon, cos he has never been on it!!!

Speak to anyone who gets close enough for a conversation with him, they say that they can get drunk just on the alcohol fumes rising off his body.

But you are right he is good for a laugh, the problem is that while everyone needs a little light relief now and then the issues that Councillors and Assembly members have to deal with have serious consequences for the people they represent.

tulip

Anonymous said...

What a fine example he is to all of us. Just what we want our politicians to be, porn film makers, drunks and idiots.

James N. said...

"the problem is that while everyone needs a little light relief now and then the issues that Councillors and Assembly members have to deal with have serious consequences for the people they represent."

Well put. He IS a good laugh but he's also in a serious position where he has an influence. Why this fool is allowed to represent anyone at all is beyond me.

Pub landlord said...

Don't you think he looks sort of...noble?

Or maybe he just looks like a knob.

Anonymous said...

Richard Barnbrook is just an incompetent prat.

Anonymous said...

Sums up the idiot.

Magners cider is (allegedly) Gaymers Old English fermented from imported apple concentrate under license in the ROI.

And with a fancy lable and price stuck on it.

Obviously more money than sense.

Old Sailor

Anonymous said...

Dicky looks like I feel after about sixteen pints!

Dicky Barnbrook(Artist) said...

I may have soiled myself too.

Anonymous said...

Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.

Sobersides said...

"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."

Class and intelligence??? LOL He's an incoherent lush. Pretty classy huh?

Anonymous said...

Anon @4.46pm is that class or glass? and as for intelligence....the man cant even string 3 words together.

Get back in your pit please.

tulip

Anonymous said...

"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."

Are you serious? Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina, that doesn't mean he's got class. And as for intelligence. Have you ever heard him make a speech? I have and what a load of incomprehensable bollocks it was. If Dicky is your idea of class, you need to get a grip fast.

Anonymous said...

Class. Intelligence. Barnbrook.

Nope, sorry. I can't get those words to work together.

Anonymous said...

Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.


ROFLMAO


Fuck me I nearly died laughing then!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."

Ha. What a classic!

Antifascist said...

'Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together.'

Hi, Dicky.

DT said...

"Hi, Dicky."

I thought that when I saw that stupid comment. LOL

Ducky I mean Dicky said...

Your all bashtards (hic)

Doris Johnson said...

"I may have soiled myself too."

It wouldn't be the first time from what I've heard.

Anonymous said...

"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."

But surely you dont want us to do anything but inbreed and therefore dilute our noble Aryan bloodlines?

You are a complete tit.... but you do make me laff!

Anonymous said...

Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina That's a complete lie.

At the time of the alleged shagging she was, in fact, being robbed at knifepoint inside a locked wardrobe by an Eastern European.

Anonymous said...

"It wouldn't be the first time from what I've heard."

Oh God, I think I'm going to throw up.....

John P said...

Just because he shagged a washed-out ballerina That's a complete lie.

At the time of the alleged shagging she was, in fact, being robbed at knifepoint inside a locked wardrobe by an Eastern European.

I always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet

Dicky Barnbrook(Artist) said...

I am a glamarous post-Tyndall fascist with tight underpants and a lisp.

I think it's fair to say I have modelled myself on Quentin Crisp, in terms of poetry and trips to Thailand.

Anonymous said...

Thank you you people on Lancashirt Uniformity. thanks to you im more popularist than ever before. My dramatical career has been thrust into arenas which I never expected them to be thrusted into in the first place which is good. Sometimes and sometimes no good thing can come from something which is clearly false from a statistical point. When those statistics come from a respectivated source of impeccabilityness it makes my job much easier when I can challenge the major of London, Borus Jonnson as regards my eruditical questioning of the major himself which can sometimes cause confusion when Bovrus doesnt understand my simple lining of the questions. I dont drink that Magnets cider so that is a lie, its Irish and rubbish and as leader of the BNP in London I do my very best to buy the British ale to keep jobs in Britaiin. I have a favourite tipple in Stella's Artoss a famous British brew from Barking you see I'm a great loyalist of Barkings and Dagenhams ancient brewery traditions. If any of my constituents need me you can find me in the "Jolly Ploughman". I was going to say up the Jolly Ploughman but you leftist querrbashersd would have made me some mincemeat from that.

A very mexican Christmas to you all of you people even you people in Mexico, a place close to my heart and I will demand from Boris why people in Merton, yes I mean Merton not Mexico are not getting carbon emissions permitations as per the people of Mexico.

My officiando duties are over for the weekend. I have a lot of balls to juggle so I'm off with a lovely little lady ballerina to a charity ball to raise funds for pigeons or is it pygmies or something to do with Londons pig population. I dont know, wheres my crib sheet? Whose for another round of drinks?

bickelstaff said...

"Richard has more class & intelligence than you lot of inbred fuckers put together."
It's all about context innit?
The operative words here being 'you lot'.
If that were to be addressed to a branch meeting of the BNP It would have a certain ring of truth to it.
Not because Barnbrrok has class, of course, but because a pile of puke would have more class than a BNP meeting

Anonymous said...

"I always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet"

LOL

Anonymous said...

Is that a new tie Dicky is wearing? It looks a deeper shade of brown to his other one.

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was little dicky who was in the closet

I think her speech about this alleged incident was featured on Melton and Rutland BNPtv - Griffin described her as a "very brave lady" (I think).

It was surreal.

Dicky's Arse Dildo said...

Bumboook is Gri££in's cute little gay lapdog!

eric the fish said...

He's gone a bit quiet on his own blog since the GLA Standards Committee had a go at him.

I like Dick. He so funny. He make me laugh.

It is frightening, however, that he was elected.

Anonymous said...

You are right eric the fish....Dicky has gone very quiet on his blogs since the Standards Board have decided to investigate, but not that quiet, in the letters page of local newspaper he has put in a letter (or somebody has written it for him) the headline of which reads:

NUMBER OF MURDERS NOT RELEVANT.

He then goes on to justify his lies on video because numbers dont matter to him.

But what he doesnt say and what is relevant is that there were NO murders.

tulip