December 07, 2009

Piss-Poor EDL Defending England's Heritage

The EDL's finest turned up in Nottingham on Saturday
aiming to do battle like street-fighting knights of the realm

After downing medieval refreshment in a Wetherspoons tavern, they set off on their march to Nottingham Castle to show once and for all how much they love England and its historic heritage - by protecting the castle from dastardly multicultural visitors by unleashing an almighty torrent of smelly urine across the castle keep.

The picture reminds me of the yobbish student from Sheffield who like this excremental neo-nazi outfit, got drunk and pissed on a war memorial.

These neo-Nazi EDL cretins just can't help themselves. If chucking bottles and scuffling with the police was not bad enough, they decided to expose themselves in broad daylight, urinate in public en-masse, while women and children walked by. An army of racist football hooligans behaves like an army of racist football hooligans which is why the EDL will always be loathed not just amongst anti-fascist demonstrators and the general public, but amongst fellow members of the far right.

Trevor KKKelway and chums thought they were so big and clever assembling a ready-made army of travelling fighters on a shoestring budget, who would turn KKKelway into the next Nick Griffin, to take over from the BNP when it fades into insignificance, and move into the national far right political scene and the election circuit, but with a bunch of ignorant uncouth soccer hooligans who after a pint or two of cheap lager don't give a shit about Britain's cultural heritage, the EDL make the National Front seem professional.

Gordon Brown and the police chiefs of Britain's largest cities allow the EDL to incite racism and violence on the premise that they are practicing free speech, but free speech does not mean chanting racist slogans, making Hitler salutes, chucking missiles and scuffling with the police, and most certainly does not mean the freedom to spray one of Britain's most historic castles with foul-smelling piss.

Whether or not the EDL are working with the state as some people suggest, or are merely KKKelway's ego trip, they have earned a reputation of racism, fascism, yobbish and ignorant behaviour that will be impossible to shake off. Having initially been championed by American neo-conservatives as a useful tool of pushing the British political agenda rightwards, they are now regarded internationally as a joke.

The laugh is on the EDL, and so long as they continue to use football hooligans and BNP/BPP members its marches, they will never achieve their aims of dividing and conquering the United Kingdom along racial and religious lives, turning community against community, when its army's elite commanders cannot control their bladders!!!

The EDL are a piss-poor excuse of a far right organisation.

Bladder Wrack at Indymedia

26 comments:

John P said...

The EDL and the relief of Nottingham Castle.

Anonymous said...

Disrespectful shits.

Anonymous said...

Don't they have loos in Wetherspoons?

PB said...

Well if these are the people who are meant to be representing England to the medis, they should be bloody ashamed of themselves.

irishtony said...

So this is where the big Knobs hang out heh?

Anonymous said...

"Piss-Poor EDL Defending England's Heritage"

That title is spot on!

Dave T said...

That picture should be used on every anti-EDL leaflet thats produced in future just to show what scum they really are.

Anonymous said...

F*cking Hilarious! Unsurprising to see football hooligans (who make up 99% of the EDL's foot soldiers)conforming to type and pissing all that crap lager they consume up against the nearest vertical surface.

Pig ignorant bastards said...

Such respect for our ancient monuments.

Anonymous said...

St Geoge would be proud of them. Maybe....

Anonymous said...

And not a thousand years ago !

Does anyone now doubt my comments about trying to demonstrate on a full bladder ?

Old Sailor

sharmin said...

Excellent. Can't stop laughing!!! thank you.

I've just noticed that Portsmouth football club has been hijacked on Facebook by none other than Trevor KKKelway himself: -

Ceck out the following link:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33845320046

Thanks to KKKelway, proper fans new to Facebook think the Portsmouth EDL site is the official football club site.

I bet Porstmouth won't be pleased to know their logo is being hijacked.

Does anyone have the contact details for Portsmouth FC??????

James said...

These pretend english nationalist scumbags should be utterly ashamed of their disgraceful behaviour.

phil said...

Indeed! This picture and write-up must be reproduced all across the internet to let people know the EDL don't give a shit about English heritage.

Brenda said...

That idiot who pissed over the war memorial in Sheffield was arrested and charged.

This lot should be nicked for their desecration of Nottingham Castle.

Wander if the Nottinghamshire police know about this incident?

The Man said...

Even would-be EDL sympathisers will now turn their backs on the EDL after seeing what they're doing to our historical castles.

Anonymous said...

Shame on them all, especially the bozo dressed as St George. Wish I knew who he was because i would pass on his name and address to the police.

Would have thought they would have been captured on CCTV if the council and the police check the coverage.

Anonymous said...

Here's the full-sized version of the EDL Piss Poor Photo: -

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2527/4163614341_ea86a00ce3_o.jpg

Please do what you can with it to shame the EDL into submission.

Ben Trunch said...

Ah, Britain's finest promoting and protecting our great white culture and traditions.

How is one supposed to choose? The BNP with their cosy, intimate meetings and Nelson-themed suppers? Or the EDL, taking the fight onto the streets?

Or are all of them just taking the piss out of the "Master Race"?

justanaveragejo said...

Nottingham newsflash “11 EDL members found with cocks stuck to Nottingham Castle” or “where’s a firing squad when you need one”

Anonymous said...

Scum - dirty, dirty racist scum. Disgrace.

Bottoms up, Mr Collett said...

Proper forensic analysis of this picture shows that it is in fact a Photoshopped image of an EDL coach trip to the New Forest and that these true Brits are actually waiting patiently for a glimpse of the yellow-spotted arse-faced warbler to appear. The wall is clealy fake, having been added in later by a Jew, a Muslim and a Nutzi. Which reminds me of a joke I heard a couple of days ago - but never mind...

None of them are pissing - they are holding their cameras low down to catch a picture of the warbler when it appears (it notoriously flies at groin height). What appear to be streams of urine are actually water being sprayed around to encourage the bird in case it might be thirsty.

In any case, there is more than enough evidence to prove that the EDL were nowhere near Nottingham that day and according to David Irving, the worlds best known historian, Nottingham castle doesn't even have a wall and if there is a wall there now, it was built after this picture was taken and added later by Lancaster Unity, Searchlight, ZOG or my mate Pete, who is great with Photoshop.

Lenni said...

An interesting video of brainless EDL morons scuffling with the police: -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzvj06Ngt98

Wish there had been an action movie of the pissathon, though.

Fuckin' classic!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Proper forensic analysis of this picture shows that it is in fact a Photoshopped image of an EDL coach trip to the New Forest and that these true Brits are actually waiting patiently for a glimpse of the yellow-spotted arse-faced warbler to appear. The wall is clealy fake, having been added in later by a Jew, a Muslim and a Nutzi. Which reminds me of a joke I heard a couple of days ago - but never mind...

None of them are pissing - they are holding their cameras low down to catch a picture of the warbler when it appears (it notoriously flies at groin height). What appear to be streams of urine are actually water being sprayed around to encourage the bird in case it might be thirsty.

In any case, there is more than enough evidence to prove that the EDL were nowhere near Nottingham that day and according to David Irving, the worlds best known historian, Nottingham castle doesn't even have a wall and if there is a wall there now, it was built after this picture was taken and added later by Lancaster Unity, Searchlight, ZOG or my mate Pete, who is great with Photoshop."

Well I'm convinced. :D

Fuck the EDL said...

ROFL Great stuff!

Anonymous said...

Was it raining, because if it wasn't some of them have pissed up their own legs?