August 09, 2010

Breakfast of the Long Knives

“Someone must have been spreading lies about Josef K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one morning.”

Oh dear. Things continue to look bad for the Band of Brothers. This morning, the latest round of suspensions began, with Clive “Beria” Jefferson's latest legally dubious letter landing on the doormats of various BNP Members.

Names mentioned so far include Chris Roberts (London Organiser), Rowena Savage (Bromley Organiser), Bob Gertner (London elections officer), John Savage (South West fundholder), Julian Leppert and the fragrant Charlotte “I wish that Derrick Bird could have come down to London & shot dead some illegal immigrants” Lewis, along with “at least 20 others”.

Interestingly, all of those suspended are well-known activists and organisers, rather than Rank-and-File Members (or “plebs” as they're allegedly referred to by the Party Leadership).

Oh, and they share one other thing in common: It's the strangest coincidence, but they're all supporting Eddy Butler in the Leadership Contest!

Given that the letter and the resulting suspensions seem not only to run counter to natural law, but even the BNP's own ramshackle Constitution, it can surely only be a matter of time before someone decides to challenge the Kafkaesque goings-on at Head Office.

Although, the way things are going, the Party will have shut up shop and gone out of business long before it ever gets to court.

The Story is Developing...

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You bloody plagiarist, Minion!

AndyMinion said...
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AndyMinion said...

I removed the last comment because all I'd done was reprint the List of the Fallen as it stands so far, without realising that John had already added it to his Post...

Plagiarist? That'll be me, then...

Anonymous said...

many, if any, councillors?

Anonymous said...

Eddy Butler:

"No matter what the outcome when the nominations are opened this week, this is just the end of the beginning. We now move onto phase two!"

Is that a statement that they will go to court?

Anonymous said...

Charlotte Lewis supports Butler!

"With friends like that who needs enemies?"

Anonymous said...

Aw cmn boys dont fight, obviously there is more than enough to go around, and there will always be duplication.

what a great summer

tulip

Anonymous said...

Have just been reading about the alleged £100,000 of election expenses that have allegedly not been paid by bnp HQ even though its been stated that their Regional officers etc had paid them in.

OH dear even mre financial problems, someone is in a real tight corner.

tulip

Landale said...

mmmh,

My money is almost on Old One Eye staying in abroard for while. I guess Dowson probably in Spain

Maybe for quite sometime.....

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

Nice one Landale, I was wondering that! Do we have an extradition treaty with croatia? (we do, and have done since 1995)........... looks like that bolt hole is closed!

Anonymous said...

shelly rose, micheal barnbrook, wont be anyone left to vote in the bnp soon - maybe thats gri££in's master plan?

Anonymous said...

"John Savage (South West fundholder)"

You mean they've actually got funds to hold ?

Anonymous said...

"John Savage (South West fundholder)"

You mean they've actually got funds to hold ?

It was a typo... should have read "Fun Holder"

Anonymous said...

Its on NWN site that RWB Organiser Dave Shapcote has resigned from the BNP.