August 21, 2008

Caption competition: Griffin at the RWB

 
Christ, when will he ever shut up?
Caption competition. The BNP's disastrous Red, White and Blue security-fest has provided us with a number of articles, some excitement and a lot of laughs over the past couple of weeks but the world is generally returning to normal and it's time for us to get back to reality and carry on doing our bit to get rid of this rubbishy party and its increasingly loathed leader. But let's leave with a laugh and find some decent captions for the picture above which shows Nick Griifin boring the troops and Alan Warner looking like he's wishing he'd never invited the BNP to within a hundred miles of his house.
Let's have your captions for the pic (normal rules apply - let's try not to be too obscene but we realise we may be asking too much there) and we might even be able to get a prize together for the winner. Go for it!

54 comments:

Auctioneer said...

How much to get me to resign? Do I hear £20,000? £25,000? Yes, I hear £30,000. For thirty thousand pounds, I'll be going, going, gone.

Mr B said...

"Two fat ladies, 88. One and eight, 18..."

Anonymous said...

Muslims, blah-blah, Sharia, drone-drone, Holocaust, yawn-yawn, crimes against whites etc etc etc




Sorry, I know it's not that funny but that's all he ever says.

Anonymous said...

The Red, White and Blue this year was attended by a record four million people, the protesters could only manage to get three reds to stand and shout at us. The people of Denby love us and want me to father all their children...



And so on.

Anonymous said...

"And I'm going to scotch the rumours right now. Mark Collett and I are just good friends, that's all. Yes, we hug - manly butch hugs - and yes, we admire each other, but we're not gay. Well, I'm not anyway."

Gary Glitter said...

"Paedo Boy isn't like those nasty non-white Asian paedophiles I always rant and rave on about. He's a wholesome white paedo from a reassuringly Anglo Saxon Christian background. If I was a young girl I'd sleep with him myself".

Anonymous said...

"And let me tell you, Lee Barnes is the most intelligent man I know..."

Anonymous said...

"What makes me qualified to be the Prime Minister of this country? Um.........."

Anonymous said...

"So there was this wo- ni- black bloke, right, and a pa- Muslim chap and a mi- pad- Irishman..."

Anonymous said...

We will form the next government. All I need is more money.

bicklestaff said...

Oh Lord have mercy! The Fuhrer is guffing from both ends again.

ttt said...

...and all we need is a chopper of truth. I know where I can get a superb second hand helicopter and it will only cost us...

Anonymous said...

"There's a new begging letter being sent out. the Truth truck has had a puncture and we now need an additional £11,000."

Anonymous said...

"I remember when Mark Collett was THIS tall and I used to sit him on my knee and give him a stiff talking-to."

Anonymous said...

"And now it's Hymn No 12 from the Radio Times Popular Hymn Book..."

Anonymous said...

"There was this midget..."

Anonymous said...

"These rumours that I'm gay are all lies. If I was gay, I wouldn't be married to whatsername."

Anonymous said...

"I keep explaining this. If we lose against the rebels in court, it will cost us thousands. On the other hand, if I win..."

BB Gunn said...

"Two fat ladies, 88. One and eight, 18..."

Oh very subtle. I just noticed that.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god what are the idiots who run the PC BNP website going to make of this. The king has no clothes.

James Hutchings said...

Very good question. I'd say the rising tide of immigration is about this high at the moment.

James Hutchings said...

"Don't be ridiculous, there's no one there."

"My God, it works. I put my hand over my eyes and he really thinks he can't see me."

James Hutchings said...

The Truth Truck is about...about this big.

Any other questions?

Matchbox I think.

James Hutchings said...

Alan was mortified to realise that the invitation had called for brown shirts.

James Hutchings said...

Nick explained that running costs for the Tent of Truth would be surprisingly high.

James Hutchings said...

And finally, we need one more person to volunteer for security.

Yes, we were OK - but one of the volunteers had a shaven head, blue jeans and large muscles, and he accidentally gay-bashed himself.

James Hutchings said...

And the winner of the Invisible Lottery is...oh, me again.

Anonymous said...

Thats not Alan Warner sat down, it's Peter Mullins.

Antifascist said...

'Thats not Alan Warner sat down, it's Peter Mullins.'

Warner, Mullins, who cares? In the interests of annoying the BNP it can be anyone we want.

Anonymous said...

Look, I know I'm a slobby fat lard arsed bastard, though that too is the fault of Johnny Foreigner! Especially those damn Chinese and their irresistible Beef Chow Mein's with deep fried crispy noodles.

Ex member.

Dave T said...

"Warner, Mullins, who cares? In the interests of annoying the BNP it can be anyone we want."

LOL Thats what I like to hear. Fuck the BNP!

Anonymous said...

"Remember the magic box we screwed three thousand quid out of you to buy? Well here it is..."

(Actually, that's about as visible in the picture as it was at the RWB. Nobody even saw BNPTV there at all.)

Anonymous said...

And this year the Luke Smith trophy goes to Lancaster's very own violent thug Mr Chris Hill.

PS
I think the Luke Smith trophy is awarded for the best punch thrown at the fasfeat.

Antifascist said...

'And this year the Luke Smith trophy goes to Lancaster's very own violent thug Mr Chris Hill.'

Hill is a lot of things I detest but I doubt very much if he is a violent thug. Anyway, he wasn't at last year's RWB. As far as I know the only punch thrown last year was by Mark Collett at Andrew Spence. Then Collett ran away, the tart.

Elmer Fuddlington said...

"We need a place to meet regularly where we won't be bothered by reds and other riff-raff. I have a barn we could use on my estate at Pant-Y-Girdl. I just need £50,000 to do it up and it'll be great...."

Alfie said...

"Pant-Y-Girdl"

LOL I'm a great lover of Welsh place names but I had to laugh at that!

Anonymous said...

Hill has admitted on his own blog that he was thrown out this year for causing trouble. What more evidence do you need than that. Face it to get thrown out of the fasfest for violent behaviour has to be bad, although I bet he thinks it gives him some street cred with the rest of his mates. Now a BNP ASBO would really get him some respect from the lad

Antifascist said...

'Hill has admitted on his own blog that he was thrown out this year for causing trouble. What more evidence do you need than that.'

Rather more than a pro-Griffin, anti-rebel creep can provide, thanks. I've got no time for fascists, least of all those who live in my own town, but Hill has stated clearly that the accusation was a lie, that he wasn't even at last year's RWB and that Shapcott's claim to the police was simply because he is persona non grata in the BNP now that he has gone over completely to the rebel's side and as we all know, the BNP will lie whenever it suits its purpose. None of you lot can be trusted but in this case, I'll choose to trust the word of someone who is anti-Griffin over someone who supports that fat, corrupt bastard any day. Provide a photo of Hill bopping someone and I'll print it along with an apology but somehow I don't think you'll be able to.

JJB said...

"Rather more than a pro-Griffin, anti-rebel creep can provide, thanks. I've got no time for fascists, least of all those who live in my own town, but Hill has stated clearly that the accusation was a lie, that he wasn't even at last year's RWB and that Shapcott's claim to the police was simply because he is persona non grata in the BNP now that he has gone over completely to the rebel's side and as we all know, the BNP will lie whenever it suits its purpose. None of you lot can be trusted but in this case, I'll choose to trust the word of someone who is anti-Griffin over someone who supports that fat, corrupt bastard any day. Provide a photo of Hill bopping someone and I'll print it along with an apology but somehow I don't think you'll be able to."

LOL Nice. :)

"I'll choose to trust the word of someone who is anti-Griffin over someone who supports that fat, corrupt bastard any day."

You forgot amoral, thieving, one-eyed, perverted, nazi and so on.

JJB said...

"Nick explained that running costs for the Tent of Truth would be surprisingly high."

Love it.

Anonymous said...

Some idiot on the BNP's website has posted a comment claiming that none of the Sex Pistols have ever taken drugs and that the BNP should be seen as the Sex Pistols of British Politics.

How about a competition:

If the BNP was a band who would they be?

Anonymous said...

"And I will lead this party into oblivion...did I say oblivion? I meant to say government."

Dark Poet said...

"Some idiot on the BNP's website has posted a comment claiming that none of the Sex Pistols have ever taken drugs and that the BNP should be seen as the Sex Pistols of British Politics.

How about a competition:

If the BNP was a band who would they be?"

10000 Maniacs?

James Hutchings said...

No, the first £20,000 was just for the truck. This £20,000 is to modify it so it transforms into a robot...

Anonymous said...

"I'll be happy when my money pile is this high"

Anonymous said...

Aresless chaps... oh my God how disgusting!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said

If the BNP was a band who would they be?

Hang on, how the fuck can solo act be a band?

Anonymous said...

"Hang on, how the fuck can solo act be a band?"

Ever seen the comic strip episode private enterprise where Peter Richardson nicks a bands demo tape?

Anonymous said...

How about

"Shut the fuck up, and get awf moy land"

Anonymous said...

And now a quick chorus of the "Horst Wessel Lied"

Sorry my German is so bad !

Old Sailor

Anonymous said...

Dire Straits - Money for nothing

Anonymous said...

The BNP should be called the

SEXPISSEDTROLLS

Billy Boom Wheel said...

"First, an apology. I really wanted the swastika backdrop, but Mark was set upon the ruched elephant's knicker look, sensitive soul. So in the interests of my reputation, I let him have it.... err... let him have his way..... err we settled on this white ruched curtain. Now, on to business........"

James Hutchings said...

And as for our frozen accounts, I've completely solved the problem - I gave it all to a building society called Lancaster Unity...