We can always trust Mad King Nick's unofficial court jester Mark Collett to embarrass the British National Party in some way while the party's 'conference' is going on, usually along with his mate, the buffoon Dave Hannam. Last year, Collett and Hannam appeared at the windows of the ghastly New Kimberley Hotel in Blackpool, waving and grinning like a pair of sub-normal clowns on the demo below - despite orders from his lordship that no-one was to show their face at all. The year before, Collett and Hannam got themselves in trouble over the small matter of inviting a couple of underage girls back to the hotel, for which they were disciplined - not for anything to do with the girls being illegally young but for bringing non-BNP people into the hotel while the conference was taking place.This year, it looks like Collett is attempting to take on a new assistant idiot and it's possible that the picture above is of the job interview or audition for Hannam's replacement. But we wouldn't know about that. All we know is that the picture is ideal for a caption competition, so go for it. Be warned: comments/captions will be deleted if we feel the cold hand of the libel lawyer on the corporate shoulder...
26 comments:
"Your not Bill Clinton"
Old Sailor
I think that photo is of Joey Smith in his Lilly Allen video.
Whoever its proof positive the BNP really are a bunch of suckers
Look your not the Messiah your just a very naughty boy.
or
" " said the mime at his feet raising her arm in a Nazi Salute.
Nick, you don't have to wear a wig and dress to please me.
It's not your height that matters, its your age...
Collett wins, Strictly Scum Dancing.
Still need to think up a caption, but, just an observation for now please, very obviously its a man in a dress and wig, and my sure fire bet is that its Dicky on his knees, just something about the rearview.
tulip
What exactly is "competion"?
"Look Joey dress up all you like but I'm still the Party prize prick around here!"
'What exactly is "competion"?'
Oops. Correction made. Late night, m'lud.
All praise Mark Collett...
You spend too much time on your knees, Joey. Allegedly.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_TbfdcuVpK0
Nope it aint Barnbrook, Tulip, wrong backside - its defo Joey Smith, watch the youtube vid. But they are a pair of asses, Joey & Dick
This is my offering
http://www.imagebam.com/image/4d801e18409191
Joey, you might look cute in a dress but you aint no Lily Allen.
"Mum, get up!"
I can't find your dick!
"I don't care if you are on your knees, you still don't look small enough to me!........and I'm not paying you either because I know where I can get the real thing........TAXI! Blackpool please mate, follow that lorry"
The BNP's female supporters really don't have a leg to stand on.
Sorry my mistake hadnt seen the youtube with josie.
tulip
"Jackie, that dyed black hair doesnt suit you babe.!
So Phil show me again what you did to the Walker brothers in the toilets in Blackpool last year.
("Phil" is not a bloke but Phil as in Philippa, not that it would make any difference to that revolting piece of humanity Naziboy.)
Phil is Philys, Philys Carter surely? Unless those Walker Bros are more prolific than hitherto thought
Paedo Boy is going to extreme lengths to prove he fancies adults, but who knows what he was fantasising.
Nothing will dispel the leicester loser's love of the kiddies, even though Cyclops wants him to take over when the One Eyed Monster slides on his slime trail to Brussels.
Peedo Boy will always be Peedo Boy.
Just one observation It uncanny : - Does Griffin's daughter have hair like that?
When did Peedo Boy get to know the Addams Family daughter better?
Answers on a postcard.
Look Joey, as a new recruit, your politicial career wont go far until I've seen some action you bitch. You report to me, understand, me only, not that one eyed cuckoo Griffin, i'm the real voice of the BNP, if I'm not leader within the next 5 years you can say goodbye to that recording contract we signed yesterday, you should have noted the small prick, err I mean small print!
And I thought you was a big prick in the BNP.
I thought Shelly Rose had blond hair
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