June 03, 2009

Getting the Excuses in Early

This article was submitted by one of our readers, Iliacus. We welcome any contributions from our supporters (as long as those contributions conform to the law and are in reasonably good taste). Please send your articles to us via email.

Those of us who follow the electoral efforts of the BNP know one thing is certain. The BNP never loses an election. No, elections are never lost - they are stolen by the LibLabCon conspiracy! (With the help of ZOG, world jewry, Lancaster Unity, and possibly shape-shifting lizards!)

With the landmark Euro elections only hours away they are quickly getting their excuses into the public domain in case the great breakthrough, the silent revolution, proves elusive. Again.

In the past they have aimed primarily at the failings of the relaxed postal voting system. There is some anecdotal evidence that the operation of the rules has been tightened up this year, with a higher proportion of ballots submitted being rejected. You might expect the BNP to welcome this robust defence of our democratic process - but no, they are of course convinced that it is nothing to do with protecting the security of the ballot. It's bent returning officers deliberately rejecting BNP ballots!

There is just one problem with this interpretation, which will be very obvious to anyone who has ever attended the processing of postal ballots. The acceptance (or rejection) of postal ballots takes place before the opening of the envelopes containing the actual ballot paper. So it would be impossible for any Returning Officer to single out BNP-supporting postal votes for rejection!

But this is merely a byway before we consider the BNP's new conspiracy theory. This is how the 2009 ballot will be rigged (copyright BNP 2009). Presiding Officers (the staff at the actual polling stations) will do the dirty deed. According to the BNP's own official website these people are "town hall bureaucrats who 'work' in parasite jobs created by the Labour government in order to provide their own people with well-paid easy lives at taxpayers' expense" (makes you wonder who on earth manned all those polling stations before 1997!). And at 9.30 on Thursday evening they will start tearing off dozens of ballot papers, cross off a corresponding number of names at random from the electoral register, insert votes in the appropriate (Labour) box and "stuff" the ballot box.

In theory it could be done (on a small scale). In reality this is a very serious, and deeply offensive, slur against local government staff across the nation. Because the idea that presiding officers would seek to act in this way flies in the face of sense, and any knowledge of their ethical standards. Because of the risks of crossing off someone who is dead, or away on holiday, or working away - all of which might then come to light. Because a sudden spike in turnout in a particular area would look suspicious. Because for such practice to be carried out to a degree which could affect the out-turn across an entire region would require a conspiracy on a massive and unsustainable scale.

In 2004 if Labour had somehow persuaded the Presiding Officers in 1,000 polling stations in the North West (that's a minimum of 2,000 corrupt staff) to stuff 150 extra ballot papers into each of those boxes it would have represented 150,000 fraudulent votes - over a quarter of their entire regional vote! And what impact would removing those 'fraudulent' votes have had on the result? None whatsoever! Labour would still have secured three MEPs in the region, and the BNP zero.

In other words - it's typical BNP nonsense, which is surely designed to provide the get-out clause if their performance once again fails to meet their aspirations.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you going to top ya self coward,if we get more than two?




exsausted last puser.

Antifascist said...

'Are you going to top ya self coward,if we get more than two?'

We'd carry on fighting you nazi vermin even if you got twenty. Don't worry, we're not going away.

'exsausted last puser.'

I let this post through largely because I didn't have the foggiest idea what this incoherent buffoon was on about. Perhaps somebody could translate.

TEFL tutor said...

Thanks for the article Iliacus.


"exsausted last puser"

Maybe he's asking for food...

Nickolardarse Griffin said...

"it's typical BNP nonsense"

No no, it's a conspiracy, I tell you.

Anonymous said...

Just found your website (via Twitter) and I really respect you guys and your community! Say no to racism, say no to BNP :)

Antifascist said...

'Just found your website (via Twitter)'

That's made Twitter worthwhile. :)

'and I really respect you guys and your community!'

Thank you (blush).

'Say no to racism, say no to BNP'

Damn right.

Anonymous said...

"In reality this is a very serious, and deeply offensive, slur against local government staff across the nation."

It IS bloody offensive. If I was one of the people in the polling station, I'd stuff the ballot box just out of spite.

Anonymous said...

Excellent post again. :-)

"exsausted last puser"

I'd say he was very tired and is down to his last puser - puser being a Portugese word for dustbin probably.

Anonymous said...

You have more success on Twatter than Twitter you fat ponce, ketlan, lol.

Antifascist said...

'You have more success on Twatter than Twitter you fat ponce, ketlan, lol.'

A nazi with a sense of humour. Shame about the personal abuse though.

Pete Green said...

"In other words - it's typical BNP nonsense, which is surely designed to provide the get-out clause if their performance once again fails to meet their aspirations."

Spot on but I think all parties do it to a certain extent.

"You have more success on Twatter than Twitter you fat ponce, ketlan, lol."

Why don't you fuck off and die.

George Smiley said...

Gri££o may well fear that he is going to be UKIPpered to-morrow, and is engaged in desperate damage limitation.

Now consider this: if Gordon gets the boot, and a new Labour leader goes to the country in, say October, or even late July, there will be nothing in the BNP kitty to pay for the General Election. How will Gri££o's supporters react when they find out that he has looted branch funds to pay for his very own Eurovision song contest, but recorded nul points?

combat18 said...

ketlan your the one thats going to die after the elections you fat fucking foreign nonce !
there is a few of us that want a frisk if you nancy boys are up to it , weapons of choice and to the death this time cunts

Interpreter said...

"exsausted last puser"

I think it means that Nick Griffin has had it if he loses and if he wins, he'll just piss off and keep all the money for himself.

Antifascist said...

'ketlan your the one thats going to die after the elections'

Another death threat? How tedious.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see that the BNP supporters keep a close eye on the site and what is written - showing their insecurity and monumental lack of intelligence, never mind illiteracy. Maybe Mr. Kemp was right after all when he said that they are all illiterate scum to be used to advance the cause.With supporters like this the cause is doomed!

Anonymous said...

I just cannot resist this extract from the BNP's website, no doubt written by Mr or Mrs Kemp - one a South African Citizen and one a US citizen - who exactly are they pointing fingers at? They are both suppossedly the new shinning lights behind the BNP success (or maybe not!)Hypocrisy has no limits it would seem.

The extract goes - "The scandal-ridden UKIP party, has now been exposed as a thoroughly non-British party whose candidates include an Argentinian who now resides in and is a citizen of Spain, and a Sri Lankan ..."

John P said...

combat18 said...

ketlan your the one thats going to die after the elections you fat fucking foreign nonce !
there is a few of us that want a frisk if you nancy boys are up to it , weapons of choice and to the death this time cunts

They appear to be a bit rattled don't they.

Sooo said...

"weapons of choice"

Choose the long-range missile Ketlan! :)

Anonymous said...

"They appear to be a bit rattled don't they."

That's because they don't even believe in their glorious fuhrer.

"Choose the long-range missile Ketlan! :)"

LOL

Anonymous said...

Well if the invite of "weapons of choice" came from Dicky, it will be feather dusters at dawn.

tulip

irishtony said...

"weapons of choice"

Whatever you do don't choose a dictionary It would totally screw them up

Mr P said...

"Because the idea that presiding officers would seek to act in this way flies in the face of sense, and any knowledge of their ethical standards."

With respect Iliacus, they don't understand this simply because they have NO ethical standards and it's beyong their comprehension that anyone else should have them. This is the reason for the violent threats that the admin of this blog very properly allow through - having a lack of ethical or moral value leads inevitably to violence as the only refuge against political and social impotence. These people are more to be pitied than censured - though they should really be locked up to keep society safe.

Anonymous said...

Ketlan, I hope you are passing death threats to the police.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do don't choose a dictionary It would totally screw them up

ROFL

DisgustedOfTunbridgeWells said...

'combat18' has to be a sock puppet, nobody is that fucking stupid.

combat18 said...

sorry i thought i made it clear ...not a threat ..... a promise ! bye bye ketlan bye bye .
combat18 lancashire

Anonymous said...

Are we agreed then that the BNP wont win a seat? Which is what i predicted on here time after time.

And for which I got slated time after time?

It was fairly obviouis really. Outside of a few small local strongholds, their support is simply not sufficient over the wider area that comprises a Euro constituency for them to make any gains. Their poor areas outweight their 'strongholds' both in size and in number.

And that will always be.

Anonymous said...

No excuse will do if they fail.
This really is shit or bust this time.

Jace said...

"sorry i thought i made it clear ...not a threat ..... a promise ! bye bye ketlan bye bye .
combat18 lancashire"

Loser.

John P said...

combat18 said...

sorry i thought i made it clear ...not a threat ..... a promise ! bye bye ketlan bye bye .
combat18 lancashire

11:02 PM, June 03, 2009

This idiot is really that dense that light bends around them

Barbara Suzuki said...

" 'Are you going to top ya self coward,if we get more than two?'

We'd carry on fighting you nazi vermin even if you got twenty. Don't worry, we're not going away."

I have a slow-burning and enduring rage against the BNP, because it gives 'permission' to the vilest expressions of hatred and exclusion from the bully-boys against other human beings.

Whatever the results of the elections, I shall not cease challenging these crude racists who so gleefully sneak into bedrooms all over Britain, and pass judgement against, amongst others, misceganators, homosexuals and anyone else not themselves.

They don't belong creeping around in my bedroom, and I will not stop until I kick them down the stairs and out into the mean streets where they belong.

The bedroom-stalking fascists can be intimidating, but there's nothing stronger than an outraged anti-fascist.

Confused of Welshpool said...

Ketlan

Just for my records, have we ever carried out any of our death threats against you before?

Antifascist said...

'Just for my records, have we ever carried out any of our death threats against you before?'

You mean have you ever killed me before? Erm, not really, no.

Is it me or is that the stupidest question that's ever been asked on this blog?

Confused of Welshpool said...

Sorry Ketlan, just a well-meaning anti-fash with an unorthodox sense of humour.

Green Gordon said...

I think it was a joke.

Me and my girlfriend have a bet going:

If the BNP win a seat outside the Northwest, I buy her dinner, if they don't she buys me dinner. I've already chosen the posh Indian restaurant, what do you think my odds are? 99.999999%?

Anonymous said...

'Just for my records, have we ever carried out any of our death threats against you before?'

You mean have you ever killed me before? Erm, not really, no.

Is it me or is that the stupidest question that's ever been asked on this blog?

Cmon Ketlan, you are our most notable GHOST writer.

tulip

Anonymous said...

Don't forget - As far as the British Nonces Party is concerned Ethics is a county east of London.

Old Sailor

janet said...

Why do these enraged nazis love licking Cyclop's arse, when he's fleecing the bnp for his own personal benefit?

DDT said...

Thanks to the BNP trolls who continue to demonstrate to everybody via this blog via their misspelt death threats that they have shit for brains.

Frankly, most BNP members who believe in anti-Semitic conspiracy theories such as Looney Lee Barnes ought to be put into good old-fashioned straitjackets and locked away in Broadway.

Racism is indeed a mental illness, and how many Copelands and Cottages (not Cottagers, AKA Barnbrook) lie in waiting when their election backwagon hits the inevitable buffers?

Nay_Fash said...

Regardless of the election results I get a strong sense that over the last few weeks of campaigning, our side has strengthened vastly more than theirs. In fact the Nazis high-water mark came about three weeks ago before the anti-fascist campaign really kicked in.

The Fash are out of cash and new recruits (being made up largely of pensioners and pot-bellied louts) while the anti-fascist resistance has recently signed up tens of thousands of young people to the cause.

Should the British Nazi Paedophiles win any seats, then the war of attrition begins...

Antifascist said...

'Sorry Ketlan, just a well-meaning anti-fash with an unorthodox sense of humour.'

Then my apologies. I'm suffering a temporary sense of humour bypass at the moment. ;-)

'Cmon Ketlan, you are our most notable GHOST writer.'

Groan. :-D

iliacus said...

Those of us who were around last year will remember that it's not Combat18 that Ketlan needs to worry about - it's the millitary coup by Denise !!!

[For those of you who weren't around Ketlan was away for a couple of weeks and the Stormponce shower were convinced there had been a palace coup]

Anonymous said...

Obviously D is feeling a little tired and peaky, usually laughs at my jokes not groans.

tulip

John P said...

Antifascist said...

'Sorry Ketlan, just a well-meaning anti-fash with an unorthodox sense of humour.'

Then my apologies. I'm suffering a temporary sense of humour bypass at the moment. ;-)

'Cmon Ketlan, you are our most notable GHOST writer.'

Groan. :-D

That's the spirit.

Anybody know why they are not doing the counts tonight for the Local elections?

Joe Chapman said...

I'd just like to say as well that whatever the results I won't stop opposing The BNP, actually I think now that so many people should have no excuse to know what they are really about after this last campaign the pressure needs to be stepped up.

Green Gordon said...

Because it's more fun to sleep?

Some results are coming in though. The BNP seem to enjoy interpreting election statistics in unmeaningful ways.