February 05, 2011

Caption Competition: Who ate all the pies?

Apparently, this is a picture of Kevin Smith, whose crowning achievement to date is putting a pigs head on Dudley Mosque. Captions please (and thank you to Searchlight for such a delightful image).

43 comments:

joe said...

"Marlene Guest, marry me and I'll let you cook me my pies!"

Jill said...

which do you prefer? My EDL tattoo or my manboobs???????

Anonymous said...

'Join the edl and get a free fondle of my manboobs'.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.

Anonymous said...

"Who ate all the pies?" -

Uh, I dunno, but fuck Al-Qaeda, sport are troop's.

Anonymous said...

"I went to the Luton demo and all I got was this lousy boob job"

Anonymous said...

Inside this inadequate knuckle-dragging fascist exterior, a well-rounded, intelligent, warm human being is struggling to get out. I know that for a fact - I only ate him half an hour ago.

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

The bit cropped off the top of the banner behind reads "Please, for the love of god, pass him a..."

Anonymous said...

WTF???

Antifascist said...

'Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.'

LOL Very subtle.

sam said...

SMITH: "No surrender to WeightWatchers".

Anonymous said...

'They won't let me flash my tits in Saudi Arabia'.

ellen said...

Can you sell me an overpriced EDL bra, Yaxley?

19 said...

My impression of Marlene Guest!

Anonymous said...

"Is this what you antifascists mean by EDL tits?"

Anonymous said...

"35 or 37 double Ds?"

somebody said...

If you don't support the EDL, you can suck my tits!

Anonymous said...

"My Marlene Guest impression... "

(For all those not in the know, Marlene is the incredibly ugly BNP councillor from Rotehrham who attends EDL marches)

soo said...

100% Real lard not silica

Anonymous said...

Great contest. Fascists can't stand having the piss taken out of them!

sy said...

'They're putting me on page three of the Daily Star!'

Anonymous said...

I'M RUNNING THE EDL SEXCHANGE DIVISION

Anonymous said...

"Who needs women on an EDL march when you've got me"...

Anonymous said...

Antifascist said...
'Thanks Lancaster Unity for keeping us all abreast of the day's events.'

LOL Very subtle.


That was my favourite as well.

Anonymous said...

No surrender to

the obesity fascists

the 'wear-a-bra' brigade

a masectomy surgeon

Anonymous said...

STOP PRESS......BIG TITS ATTEND EDL MARCH!

wes said...

We're counting these two as attending the rally! (that should push the numbers up a bit, we'd count our balls if we had any)

Anonymous said...

Is this one of the 'women' who led the EDL march in Luton yesterday to show they weren't all thugs!

Anonymous said...

'Look at me, a fine example of the master race'.

Anonymous said...

No surrender?

No salad either

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Muslims go home........& start making me a massive kebab with extra chili sauce

Anonymous said...

Hello Boys.

Alfie North said...

I've tried to think of a witty, comical, jape to go alongside this image, but I just can't get the word lard arse out of my head.

anarchist said...

Like a lot of people, Milly Tant got a lot more right-wing as she got older.

jemma said...

"Wanna licky my man titties?"

Anonymous said...

"They're putting me on page three of the Daily Star!"

And page four, and page five...

Waxy Lemon said...

EDL members reading skills let him down when he responds the the call from Tommy Robinson for flashmobs in town centres.

eMS said...

"Don't arrest me, officer. Instead, COP A FEEL!"

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it wasn't his own head?

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it wasn't his own head?

10:15 AM, February 07, 2011


We all know where the rest of the pig went though dont we!

Anonymous said...

"I'm the ultimate poster boy. Put me on page three of the daily star!

milton said...

"Mr Cameron told me to show you my pecs," said the muscular Liberal.

Anonymous said...

One village is missing its idiot.

anon said...

SPORT ARE MASTER RACE!