February 09, 2011

Those Accounts Again: Someone Smells Something Fishy...

Among the Far-Right, some things are just painfully predictable: Paul “Green Arrow” Morris loses yet more of his coterie of writers until he's reduced to publishing the addled rantings of religious fundamentalists who seem to have taken time out from the 16th Century to knock up a quick post for him (in Latin, too-for all the sense they make). Over on the BDF we can enjoy the regular spectacle of Simon Bennett suffering a succession of vein-popping meltdowns as the mighty political juggernaut that is the British Freedom Party (33 members and counting...) disintegrates like a canoe made of Rizlas. We can also, as ever, thank the Heavens for the Gift of Laughter that is Nick Griffin's idea of a finely-honed political machine as he appoints a new Yorkshire and Humber Organiser in the crumpled shape of Ian Kitchen, a man best known for dressing (in what looked like a survival blanket and a colander) as “Saint George” (and who's less-than-pedestrian favoured pastime is said to be producing unusual “home movies” with the assistance of his elderly - but enthusiastic and supple, I'm assured - Missus).

Oh, and the Truth Truck still hasn't been spotted... (Apparently, it needs tax, MoT and a service. To suggest it also needs buying back from Adlorries.com Ltd is, frankly, potentially libellous and quite beneath me.)

And just as predictably, as soon as Mr Griffin thought the travails of the past year were over and he could begin to relax, enjoy a bacon roll, breathe freely, enjoy another bacon roll, put his feet up (and enjoy another bacon roll because the other two were so moreish...), he's in the mire again.

But this time it's serious.

The Electoral Commission, having waited longer for a look at the BNP Accounts than some us have had to wait for a new series of Nurse Jackie, have decided the document merits a “formal review”, in light of the fact that even the Nazi's own auditors weren't entirely convinced by them, and (in a separate issue to the Accounts) the revelation that one of Griffin's favoured (although not favoured enough to have escaped Jim Dowson's insulting “20p in the Pound” offer to call it quits) printers is still owed £15k for election printing.

A bill that should have been settled – by law – within a month of the 2010 General Election.

Unsurprisingly, the E.C's Investigators have also noticed (and are less than impressed by) a few “gaps” in the “Accounts”. They'd quite like to know where the money went.

So give yourselves a slap on the back: If it weren't for people like yourselves contacting the E.C with tip-offs, information and suggestions, the “Accounts” might have been quietly filed away and forgotten about.

Just as Griffin and Co were hoping...

10 comments:

B31 Antifascist said...

Hitler's "Kitchen", eh?? Sound's like some sort of far-right nightclub, even seedier than Eliot's Bar in Nuneaton...

NewsHound said...

BREAKING NEWS: THE EDL GO POLITICAL:( -

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/175956/EDL-TO-GO-POLITICAL/

(THE DAILY STAR ARE DELIGHTED)

Anonymous said...

British Freedom Party (33 members and counting...)

Didn't they have 32 last week? That's a 3% increase in membership in a week! Thus they could be described as "the fastest growing political party in Britain"?

NewsHound said...

FAR RIGHT RALLIES PUT DRAIN ON POLICE BUDGET: -

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6c30e9de-33da-11e0-b1ed-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1DTtP5kzM

NewsHound said...

LUTON MP: - MULTICULTURALISM SPEECH WAS COCKUP OR CONSPIRACY: -

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6c30e9de-33da-11e0-b1ed-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1DTtP5kzM

Anonymous said...

Lennon from the Daily Star article:

“Get me on Question Time. I’ll have 10,000 people turn up to support me.”

Like you got 10,000 at Luton? Turned out to be 2,500.

The EDL may seek to stand in a few by-elections (egged on by the Dailt Star with deposits and campaign materiel possibly paid for by Richard Desmond) but I reckon they will find it tough-going. They'll poll poorly then give up and go back to just marching.

Anonymous said...

keep it up the sooner this waker goes we can move on.

I was going to say thanks but I wont i still hate your fucking guts

NewsHound said...

CAMERON'S SCAPEGOATING WILL HAVE A CHILLING TOXIC IMPACT: -

http://www.politics.co.uk/comment/communities-and-local-government/comment-multiculturalism-speech-was-cock-up-or-conspiracy-$21387131.htm

(EXCELLENT PIECE OF JOURNALISM - PLEASE REPOST!)

NewsHound said...

DAILY STAR GIVES FREE PUBLICITY TO THE EDL AGAIN: -

http://www.islamophobia-watch.com/islamophobia-watch/2011/2/9/daily-star-gives-free-publicity-to-the-edl-again.html

robby said...

I hear repeated rumours from usa that Nachum Shifren isn’t a real rabbi much like the reverend west isn't a real priest.

Has anyone got any info on this?????