August 11, 2008

Griffin demoted to cook and bottle-washer

Hang on, that bit looks like Mark Collett...
Time for a caption competition with an RWB theme. No prizes but let's have some interesting, funny, rude (though preferably not obscene) suggestions for this fab picture of King Nick cooking up some new scams.

Thanks to our mates at Kirklees Unity for the image.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I was wondering where paedo-boy had got too"

Landale said...

Ooops I'ver over cooked it!

If only, the BNP membership seems to believe anything!

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute. These look like MY pigs...

Anonymouse said...

Martin Reynolds always was a useless bastard - until now!

Anonymous said...

£30,000 for a fucking burger???

Soupspoon said...

"Now you see what happens to people who challenge me, Mr Auty."

Anonymous said...

I told Arthur he shouldn't piss me off

Anonymous said...

So I'll have one Smithburger, a Blakesteak and a Sadie-in-a-bun, thanks.

Anonymous said...

"think i'll stick to cooking the books,collett where are you ? "

Anonymous said...

With the money I'm making here I could retire to croatia.

Anonymous said...

I could have been Prime Minister....

Anonymous said...

"I'm more used to cooking the books than this crap."

Sami said...

Promoted, demoted. I really must learn the difference.

Toots said...

I thought the vote of confidence in the Chairman at the EGM would be a good idea...

midlander said...

Why doesn't anyone want to challenge me for THIS job?

ex-bnp said...

"Nice, but a mixed grill will always come second best to a good spit-roasting...."

Anonymous said...

"Nick cooks second helpings for Jackie"

Or

"They'll vote for me if I show I'm one of them"

ex-bnp said...

"hummm...this makes a nice change to the usual Chinese-takeaways and kebabs on the say to meetings.....oh the stress of fighting multiculturism"

Anonymous said...

Welcome to

BANKRUPT KING

On the menu today, we have

Silly Sausages
The Steaks are High


And, the piece de resistance

YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED

Anonymous said...

"I've dropped fifty pence in here somewhere!"

Kirklees Unity said...

Maybe this explains the photo?


Tesco meat raid for barbecue after ex-councillor's funeral

http://tinyurl.com/694jjd

A PROLIFIC criminal stole meat worth more than £200 for a barbecue following the funeral of a former British National Party councillor.
Burnley magistrates heard how Norman "Knuckles" Jones took the £216 haul, including steaks, from the town's Tesco, for a wake after the death of 27-year-old Luke Smith, who was found hanged in Yorkshire Street on July 20th.

Jones (58), who has a long criminal record, admitted theft.

The defendant, of Williams Road, Burnley, was given a three-month curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m., but it was lifted on Saturday, so the convicted soccer thug could take his children to the Sheffield Wednesday match. He must also pay £75 costs.

A district judge told Jones if he had wanted to give Mr Smith a good send-off, items from the shelves at Tesco had to be paid for.

Mr Richard Taylor (defending) said Jones had recently been diagnosed with angina. He had pleaded guilty at the first opportunity and the property was recovered. The solicitor added: "He is getting too old for this kind of thing and he knows it.

Anonymous said...

I hope health & safety don't turn up ... but, then again it's only BNP members eating this shit.

Anonymous said...

hehehe ... I've done one over on that Luke Smith ... I stole the meat from Norman Jones who in turn stole it from the back of Tesco’s for Luke Smith's funeral ... hehehe ... racial solidarity my pig's arse ... hehehe

Anonymous said...

Oops! Colletts nuts have just fallen through the grill.

Anonymous said...

It will be easy when it comes to filleting Darby, he's got no back bone.

Anonymous said...

Bollocks! my eye just fell out.

Anonymous said...

"THE TWAT IN THE HAT"

“With my net, I can get them I bet. I bet, with my net, I can get those idiots yet!”

Anonymous said...

This is all for me. Just like all the funds the membership raises.

Anonymous said...

"Oy, wake up fat-boy!"

iliacus said...

"And if I give them all food poisoning they won't be able to attend the EGM !!"

footnote -

can we have a separate thread for that extraordinary "Bloke pinches stuff for BNP ex- councillor's wake" ? You couldn't make it up could you?

ex-bnp said...

"If try and look as though I can cook, maybe people will forget the fact that I am the most utterly detested and hated person in British nationalist politics"

Anonymous said...

"Look Knuckles could end up doing time for stealing the stuff, the least you lot can do is to bloody eat it".

tulip

Anonymous said...

"I hope these mugs dont notice the Halal wrappers" My Muslim friends always give me a good deal on my meat. I have built up a good trade in lamb for hala slaughter so a little kick back once a year does no harm.

" now roll up roll up traditional English 100% beef burgers" he he they believe me.

Elgin NHS

Anonymous said...

This is far too much to feed all the Scottish members that are left, a sausage would have done, Where is that tramp Raikes anyway, I need someone to kiss my arse again.

Anonymous said...

That fat slag Jackie is demanding I cook her more food to fill her horrible face.

Anonymous said...

Well I'll be buggered (again).

Anonymous said...

"I wish my dick was as big as that!"

Anonymous said...

"Don't ask questions where this old rotten meat came from. Listen, it was bloody cheap alright...? We'll make a bloody good profit from those trusting idiotic BNP members who'll follow me anywhere... and eat whatever shit I serve 'em!"

ex-bnp (again) said...

Wow, I look so good in my cheesy Turkish taxi-drivers leather ‘blouson’ jacket!
It only cost me ten quid off of the back of Laurence’s dad’s truth-truck. Hopefully with a little extra taxi-driving now I’ll be able to pay off my legal fees after failing to take out those pesky rebels!

circle jerk said...

PAEDO BOY: - "Wander what would happen if a little birdie spilled the beans to Searchlight about how you cook the books, Nick?"

CYCLOPS: - "Slightly less shit than will happen when Childline discover you've been slipping oysters into the baby food, Mark!"

Ben Trunch said...

Nick: "This is the only red at the Red White and Blue!"

Oh, apart from the red in in our accounts, Mark's red-blooded sexual antics with underage girls, the red faces of the Nasty pissheads in the beer tent, oh and yes, my red face at having to expel yet another BNP bomber... Oh Shit!

Kirklees Unity said...

Six sausages for Jackie Griffin.

Wouldn't be the first time would it?

Political Idealist said...

£30,000 for a burger.You have to understand its a truth burger.Then again all politics is bollocks.
Does not matter wether its far right or far left.
While the far right and the far left are attacking each other

george orwells 1984 is gaining ground all the time.
Most people that join nazi,fascist ,communist,anachist, groups are just frustrated people ,who if got rid of their stupid politics could you unite and fight the real enemy
CAPITALISM.

Political idealist

Anonymous said...

One for me, one for them, one for me, one for them,

Anonymous said...

We only eat white meat here in the BNP.

Anonymous said...

It's a long time since Martin Webster gave me a sausage (and it was blood raw!).

Anonymous said...

Salmonella anybody? I'm cooking these sausages with the same unwashed hand I've fisting you all with.