February 12, 2010

Headline of the week...BNP Appoints David Hannam as National Treasurer

Naziboy Collett and his moronic sidekick, David Hannam
I almost choked on my cup of tea when I read that on the BNP website. Then I thought maybe I hadn't noticed the time passing and we'd hit April 1st already. But no, it's the truth. Squeaky Dave Hannam, serial-shagger, schoolie-fancier (along with naziboy Collett) and all-round incompetent twat, has been made National Treasurer, presumably because he was the only person moronic enough to take the job.

Although the only people to report this world-shattering news so far, the BNP always likes to give the impression that it is constantly being approached by the media for any tidbits it cares to throw for them. It isn't, but they do like to pretend. Thus, the report says;
Approached for comment, Mr Hannam said he wanted to “see central office accounts run as smoothly as the Regional Accounting Unit.”
Let's be clear about this. The Regional Accounting Unit is an unmitigated disaster. So much money has been stolen from the regions that they have now begun to conceal them from HQ in the hope that funds will be there to be used for whatever the regions want, rather than to support the Griffin/Dowson families in their never-ending striving to join the Sunday Times Rich List.

On behalf of all anti-fascists everywhere, I'd like to say how much we're going to be looking forward to the BNP's next financial disaster which, I have absolutely no doubt at all, will be caused entirely by Hannam. Even if it isn't, he'll get the blame.

13 comments:

DT said...

And the first comment on the BNP website in response to this story is

"Despite our problems with membership etc, I'd take a shade of odds that we are the only party with properly submitted set of accounts....."

Ha ha ha

A. Nonnimass said...

Shome mishtake shurely?

iliacus said...

If it's Friday it must be time for the BNP to change its Treasurer ......

Anonymous said...

He looks like Collett's ventriloquist's Dummy in that photo!

Sharon Ebanks said...

Pay day for another of those who know where the bodies are buried, thanks to Paedo Boy telling him when they were pissed. What will happen when the party goes bankrupt, I wonder? Will the secrets be revealed at last?

Ex-fundholder (resigned in disgust) said...

"Let's be clear about this. The Regional Accounting Unit is an unmitigated disaster."

Fucking right it is.

Anonymous said...

The media should have a field day exposing this Fascist, with his race hate convictions and what he said about Ashley Cole on BBC radio last year.

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

Oh I had a look see, to see what the keyboard warriors were saying. Its no wonder Cyclops has'nt ditched them.... they believe that this is the case:
"Despite our problems with membership etc, I'd take a shade of odds that we are the only party with properly submitted set of accounts...."

Now that Gavin and Stacey has finished on TV, I get my mirth from here!!!

Priceless

Landale said...

mmmmh a somewhat incestual appointment. Things must be getting grim for them to be closing in so tightly.

Also, Darby didn't post last night and hasn't (23:36) posted tonight....

Is something up?

Anonymous said...

Now be fair; give the lad a chance to prove his ability.
Just because he failed in his original chosen profession of supermarket stray trolley collector, it doesn't mean he's not qualified to run the BNP's accounts.
Many failed supermarket trolley colectors have gone on to great success in the financial field, such as, er, thingy, umm...

Ex BNP AC (2003-2006) said...

Sounds to me as if Ketlan himself made this appointment - this is the end of the BNP for sure? I cant think anyone with the long term interest of the Party would appoint a twat like Hannam as Treasurer.

He can hardly tie up his own laces, what a gift to the oppoennets of the BNP.

peewee said...

The kiddy fiddler will be helping Cylops fiddle the books!

Ian said...

And in what way is this clown qualified to be Treasurer?
Lancaster Lad