February 21, 2010

It's Caption Competition time...

As it's been ages since we had one, we thought it was time for another Caption Competition. One of the far-right forums pinched our idea, bloody cheek, so we thought we'd pinch their image but supply the anti-fascist captions that are always a good deal funnier than theirs. Go for it...

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Come on Dicky, you can afford to lend me a tenner, you tight bastard."

DT said...

NG: Why do you wear that bloody stupid beige suit?

DB: It's tan, Nick.

NG: It's beige, you dildo.

DB: Well, perhaps it's more of an oatmeal colour.

NG: Beige.

DB: More of a sort of light khaki really...

NG: It's fucking beige, you moron. Check the label.

DB: Alright. Woolworths for Men, Adult, Made in Hong Kong, bei - oh....

Anonymous said...

Stand and deliver!

Sputnik said...

NG: If you had not worn that stinking suit everyday of your life, maybe there wouldnt have been any holes in your pocket, ans the Biro wouldnt have got lost.

Plod said...

I've got whisky, gin, rum, vodka......

Plod said...

Is that an MI5 ID card in there, Dicky? I've got one of those.

Anonymous said...

Are you STILL carrying Tilda Swintons urine sample around with you, Richard?

Atreus said...

Caption:

Nick was lost in admiration as Dicky proudly revealed his latest nipple piercing.

Anonymous said...

RB "Don't worry, Nick. I've been keeping The Barking seat safe in my pocket for you. Oh shit".

Kev Scott love the jam said...

NG: "Ah, the next lot of gullible bastards are coming, quick stuff the rest of the 'truth truck' donations in there as well, before we start collecting for our election campaign"

Joe Chapman said...

"I appear to have [hic] dribbled into my rosette."

Joe Chapman said...

Barnbrook: "hello little boy I've got some sweeties in here for you, would you like to see my puppies?"

Griffin: "oh good, Minstrels, haven't had those for years, just like old times with me and Martin Webster."

Joe Chapman said...

Barnbrook: "Urgh! Nicky boy can you turn your head to one side when you speak to me you've got a little bit of excrement on my nice white suit."

Jamie The Antifascist said...

Why do you naked pictures of Jackie in your pocket, Richard?

AndyMinion (BatsMan) said...

Steady on, Barnbrook - your bra's showing...

Anonymous said...

"Dick, I told you to leave the bomber jacket & Skrewdriver shirt at home!"

Anonymous said...

What do you think of my nipple ring Nicholas?

Anonymous said...

"....and how much would it be for just a wank?"

bickie said...

Eh! Where's it got to now?! I could have sworn the membership list was in here a minute ago.

apeloverage said...

Nick thought the 'Barnbrook salute' wasn't really as good as the proper one.

Celt said...

Excellent analysis of the mobilisation Edinburgh anti-nazi movement: -

http://thoughcowardsflinch.com/2010/02/20/sdl-world-pub-tour-continues/

Dicky's Arse Dildo said...

My buttplug is in my pocket somewhere, Nicky baby. Gives you a buzz when you're out campaigning and everyone ignores you!

Anonymous said...

Good grief Bumshag, I've never seen your nipples so hard!

brenda said...

"I might be nicknamed Dicky Bumcrook, but I'm not as slippery as you, Uncle Nick"......

Plod said...

Hey there,

seen this:

STATEMENT ABOUT YESTERDAY’S ARRESTS ON EDL WEBSITE 

On Saturday 20th February 2010 Members of the leadership team of the English Defence League were arrested as they traveled to Scotland to support the Scottish Defence League demonstration.
While in custody the team members homes and families homes were raided by police armed with automatic machine guns which terrified the leaderships family which included small children and other older family members. Computer equipment was seized during the 3 hour raid.
Leadership team members were banned from attending any meeting with more than 3 edl members then bailed to return to a police station in Sheffield in the near future. STATEMENT ENDS

The so-called ‘leadership team’ has now called off their Bradford demo on May 20th and since conditions of their bail prevent them attending any meetings of more than three EDL members they are basically fucked in terms of street demos. If othes call them then the EDL Leadership team will be able to exert even less control over the ragbag nazi nutters who turn up than they do now and whoever organises them can expect similar bail conditions in future. Apart from whinging it’s difficult to see where the EDL goes from here and the hasty abandonment of the Bradford demo by the leadership ‘as a concession’ doesn’t exactly say these leaders are made of very stern stuff.

Increasingly of late the police have been seizing mobile phones and computers and enforcing strict and restrictive bail conditions which makes continued political operation of those arrested impossible. Bail is extended to often over a year before any charges are brought. Just because it’s currently the EDL who are copping it tonight doesn’t mean we won’t be next.Protestors arrested at the Radcliff power station school raid were similarly banned from contacting each other.It’s an insidious development brought in by the poice with connivance of the Home Secretary and proving extremely effective at disabling political movements from effective action on the streets.

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apolitical said...

"I didn't say the area was scary Nick, I said I'd had a lot of brown trouser moments."

apolitical said...

"OK...so...do you have a plan for winning them over that doesn't involve 'an imitation of Janet Jackson at the Superbowl'?"

Anonymous said...

" why are we wearing these on the left Nick ? "

Anonymous said...

" erm . . so your sure its worn on the left side if your straight? "

Anonymous said...

NG: you haven't lost the plane tickets have you?"

Barnpot: "no Mein Furher, I have them here"

NG: ok, lets hurry & get the hell out of here before the members realise we have stolen all their money"

Vikki,

Anonymous said...

Joe Chapman said...
Barnbrook: "...you've got a little bit of excrement on my nice white suit."

It's a BEIGE suit he's wearing surely

Anonymous said...

Great pic where did you get it from.

Anonymous said...

Dickey want's that love bit on your nipple, you haven't been unfaithful too me? That looks like Martin Reynold's teeth marks!

Anonymous said...

Griffin learn all about nipple piercing with a BNP Rosette from the expert.

Anonymous said...

Dick! What do you mean you have lost the dry cleaning receipt? We are a post modern fascist party which means .....no bleeding brown suits!

NoName said...

"Great pic where did you get it from."

Didn;t Antifascist say he'd nicked it from a nazi forum?

Joe Chapman said...

"It's a BEIGE suit he's wearing surely"

Well it is now but it was a white suit until Griffin opened his mouth.

:) said...

I haven't got a caption, I just love these competitions. :)

recently ex bnp said...

NG : am thinking of starting up a new business selling fertilizer.
we do a really good line in "BULLSHIT"

Anonymous said...

Oh Dicky@ you are sexy

Anonymous said...

Brown suit again Barnbrook? Do you sleep in that thing?

Frodo's friend said...

"Great pic where did you get it from."

Didn;t Antifascist say he'd nicked it from a nazi forum?


I think the original was on Darby's blog - he was, apparently, proud of it.

On closer inspection the image actually shows Barnbrook struggling with the pin on the rosette!

Anonymous said...

Joe Chapman said...

It's a BEIGE suit he's wearing surely

"Well it is now but it was a white suit until Griffin opened his mouth."

Would take more than "a little bit of excrement" to make white turn brown. The original caption is no gooid this one is better granted

Anonymous said...

Great pic where did you get it from."

Didn;t Antifascist say he'd nicked it from a nazi forum?


No dont think he did,may be the have a red in there camp lol