August 07, 2009

Caption Competition: Idiots at the EU

Yes, it's that time again. We're entering the dog days of summer, our MPs are hiding themselves away from a critical public, bankers are laughing themselves stupid at us and the BNP is doing absolutely nothing at all - though that's not that unusual.

This time we have a picture of the biggest BNP bozos - MEPs Andrew Brons and Porky Griffin. Unleash your (not too offensive and definitely not libellous) captions...

33 comments:

Auntie Doris said...

Rumours of a split in the BNP are completely untrue. We're all pulling in the same direction.

Anonymous said...

For the last time Andrew. While I count to ten, you go and hide somewhere else, NOT behind me!

Anonymous said...

"That curry me and Jackie had last night ain't arf given me sore 'Enoch Powells', Andy!"

iliacus said...

"And be assured, your two BNP MEPs are marching together in exactly the same direction"

Anonymous said...

These rumours of a split in the party are completely untrue.

Bilbo said...

Griffin: "I think the office is this way, Andrew."
Brons: "I think the office is this way, Nick."

Riversider said...

"We can assure you that we've both put Nazism behind us"

Riversider said...

BTW, this is very funny indeed: http://richardvivmeisterhirst.blogspot.com/2009/08/nick-griffins-diary.html

Anonymous said...

Who says me and Andrew aren't talking? I don't know who makes this crap up.

Anonymous said...

Okay, so Andy and I rub booty's occasionally. That doesn't mean we're GAY....

Anonymous said...

"Yes I'm holding the completed accounts right here....."

JJ said...

"We can assure you that we've both put Nazism behind us"

LOL Very clever.

Anonymous said...

"This is called square-dancing, right? It's all the rage in Welshpool. Just watch..."

Anonymous said...

"Andrew says he's not talking to me until I buy a new tie."

Mr Potter said...

"Andrew Brons has been kidnapped by insane, murderous, left-wing fanatics, paid by the Labour Party and supported by David Cameron. I warned everyone. First it was eggs, brick and bottles, now it's kidnapping and murder. They're lunatics, I tells ya."

Anonymous said...

"...and Mark Collett's got one that's THIS big!"

Anonymous said...

Harmonious unison!

EC said...

Okay, so Great White Records has gone bust and Excalibur is going the same way but so what? The suckers - I mean, the party members - will still keep donating whenever we ask for cash.

That Dave Hannam. He's a fucking twat, isn't he.

Anonymous said...

And now for our next song 'Ivory and Ivory'.

Dave said...

That picture should have been used on the poster for Dumb and Dumber.

Anonymous said...

Gloria Gaynor's lyrics come to mind?

"Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive"

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute Andy the penny's just dropped. I'm a bloody English immigrant in Cymru myself! Do me a favour and kick me out, then sell my Gribin to rhyw deulu bach Cymraeg eu hiaith!

Jamie The Anti-fascist said...

I believe in white nationalism & the fuhrer but my ancestors were gypsies...

"How is that ironic?"-grunts the one eyed man...

lmao!!

turnleft said...

"face to face is soooooo last century"

Anonymous said...

His initial grief at Benson's demise has turned to revulsion since he was informed the ancestors probably came from Asia.

ralph said...

"This'll prove to the hardcore nazis we're keeping it real: - Walk ten paces, turn, and we'll kick each other in the bollocks!"

Anonymous said...

We've redefined Britishness racism and political correctness, now let's redefine forward!

Anonymous said...

"When I said "they're about this long and full of shit" I was referring to Mr Brons incontinence trousers -not our manifestos!"

The Green Arrow said...

"Where's Wally?"

"He's behind you!"

Richard Barnbrook said...

Looks like I've been kicked out of the party.

Anonymous said...

"There's a new dance that is going around called the bump to the bump"

Sung by Kenny and written by Martin/Coulter

Seems an appropriate soundtrack for this photo

Anonymous said...

The Bump - Kenny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NK85Z_uiU

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I know I can milk this job for thousands, but if the Northern League had come aboprad I could have fiddled THIS musch wonga"