August 15, 2009

Couldn't get to the RWB demo? Console yourself with a caption or two...

As it's likely to be quiet today - at least until this evening when everyone returns from annoying the BNP at the Red, White and Blue - we'll have a quick caption competition. Any caption you like, as long as it's funny (and legal).

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Taxi! Croatia, please....

Smollett said...

Nick Griffin demonstrates the pas-de-deux from Swan Lake that he will perform with Mark Collett at the Red, White and Blue finale.

Put upon said...

"Hang on, I've just had another idea for a begging letter to BNP members..."

Anonymous said...

Make mine a stiff one!

Anonymous said...

Bye-bye, Simon. We'll soon get another webmaster, you sad twat!

Anonymous said...

Hang on dear members before you drown me in the river behind me for fleecing you out of your spare cash yet again for my own gratification, I want to make one last appeal to you - money for a lifebuoy so I do not drown!!!

Ho ho ho said...

Simon Bennets got the boot? Ha! No wonder the BNP sites down.

Leftie scum said...

"No, hang on, I know this one. It's a larch, no, an elder. A sycamore...."

DIRLEWANGER said...

How may brain cells do I think Lee Barnes has got? One!

Jackie is Bi-sexual said...

When you guys and gals are finished humping my hound of a wife could I possibly get her back as I promised Mark I would drive her over.

Anonymous said...

Hey I got stinkfinger from Martin!!!

eric the fish said...

Blah, was gonna use the taxi gag!

Howzabout. I think it's encumbant on the white indigenous people - persecuted in their zillions in this country - to have their own salute.

Could be raining on their parade today.

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

"No, Dicky, leave all of that champagne alone, your supposed to be on the sick, remember.

Now put that bottle down and give the microphone back to the nice karaoke man"


BTW: Nice article in the Mule:
http://themule.info/article/the-bnps-illustrious-record

Jacob cobain said...

"Ya do the Hokey Kokey and you turn around, Thats what its all about"

its Nick trying to create an atmosphere at the exceptionally quiet RWB

Anonymous said...

"Damn this wankers cramp!"

Barbara Suzuki said...

Hang on, this is great, another ploy to wring cash from the members!

Anonymous said...

I've heard that Simon Bennet has been sacked, retired due to ill health and has also been abducted by aliens!

Which one is true? Your time starts, now...

Anonymous said...

At last by 5pm the first person arrives on the Red,White & Blue site and is welcomed by Nick with a smile and cheer :"How much are you donating!"

Dave said...

Griffin dancing around to the tune of "Money, money, money" by Abba.

Anonymous said...

"Camp Freddie, I've told you before, it's the doors you're meant to blow off, not the whole bloody party membership".

Jezza said...

1. Hey you chaps, I'm the next one to have a ride... on Mark.

2. You can have Simon Darby.


3. I never realised how much money I could make being an MEP. Oh well if you can't beat em join em.

Anonymous said...

"Hey everybody, look how rich I am."

Jezza said...

We are being persecuted by them others. Persecuted.

Anonymous said...

"OK, so maybe my human swastika impression could use a little more work."

Wes said...

Is he modelling himself on Gordon Brown???

ModernityBlog said...

Griffin: "I haven't got the hang of this Hitler salute, just yet"

Anonymous said...

"The bnp website went that way"

Y_I_Otter said...

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout."

Jamie The Antifascist said...

"Mark! Mark?! that's my daughter!

Anonymous said...

This'll get me first prize in the Terry Wogan Lookalike Contest, oh that reminds me - must try and get Sarah Kennedy to speak next year!

John P said...

Nick was never very good at doing the YMCA dance

BatsMan said...

698, 699, 700! There you go - another roaring success for Nazifest!

Anonymous said...

Nothing at the rwb no fairground rides. Just 1 bouncy castle this event is going down hill rapidly. BNP members leaving the site already with bordom.