September 10, 2011

It's time for a Caption Competition...

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It's about time we had another caption competition and who better to kick off a new series that Tommy Stephen Cacky-Lemon Robinson. Poor old Tommy. You have to feel sorry for him, banged up in the nonce's wing of Bedford nick to keep him from having to bump into any of those nasty Muslims who might object to his presence. Still, he should feel comfortable in there - there's plenty of his old mates from the EDL occupying nonce cells. A home from home really.

It's also worth remembering that Tommy is on hunger strike (or so he claims). He hasn't even had a KFC bucket of halal chicken bits or a pint of fizzy piss since last Sunday morning. God, the things these EDL he-men go through for their cause. It makes you proud to know they're standing up for us against whoever the foe is this week.

Get those captions for Tommy's placard rolling in, folks. :-)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'll do anything for a hot dog"

Anonymous said...

Just to endear him to his felloe inmates-

hang all nonces !

Old Sailor

Anonymous said...

I've converted to Islam. Sorry guys.

Anonymous said...

Things go better with Coke, don't they Tommy? And we don't mean the drink either.

Snowy said...

I give in. I'm terified of Snowy and the NWI. Please keep me in here.

Anonymous said...

Please send food and KY.

John said...

Here's a list of all my Muslim friends

Gray said...

Thank you to all my (seven) supporters. The rest of you are bastards.

Gray said...

To the Nazi bus monkey - please visit me!

Anonymous said...

New book coming out

"The Tommy Robinson 14-day Diet

Lose pounds. No refunds."

Anonymous said...

100% Halal

Anonymous said...

In light of last Saturday's Tower Hamlets fiasco Yaxley-Lennon unveils the English Defence League's new redesigned flag.

Anonymous said...

"I have no idea why the UVF don't like me!"

Signed,

Stiofán Ó Leannáin

Anonymous said...

SPORT ARE TROOPS AGAINST THEM MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS.

Anonymous said...

Rather than take the piss out of poor Mr. Waxey-Lemon, should we not all be wishing him the very best of British in his attempt to starve himself to death?

GO ON TOMMY, YOU CAN DO IT!

Anonymous said...

Weight Watchers
DIETER OF THE YEAR
2011

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather than take the piss out of poor Mr. Waxey-Lemon, should we not all be wishing him the very best of British in his attempt to starve himself to death?

GO ON TOMMY, YOU CAN DO IT!"

Personally, I'd rather treat the staff at HMP Bedford to takeaway pizza tonight...on condition they waft it in front of Waxy Lemon's cell door first, of course. Mmm, pizza...

Anonymous said...

"Massive Cock!

(Am one, not got one)"

irishtony said...

"I am now going on hunger strike, Please ring me on 808080

For my fellow nazis that reads as
ate nothing, ate nothing, ate nothing"