July 03, 2008

Dicky Barnbrook learns to ride a bike

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As the BNP and co aren't doing anything interesting enough to write about today, we'll have a caption competition: no prizes but let's have a few interesting (and not obscene) captions for this lovely picture of Dicky and, er, some fruit. On a bike.

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oi, come back with my fruit!

Smiffy said...

Fruit on a bike.

There's your caption. :)

Anonymous said...

There's a lot of fruit on that bike

Anonymous said...

Richard Barnbrook exchanges his lager-fuelled bike for one that's powered by fruit.

Dave T. said...

Spot the fruit

or

HMS Raleigh

Jeff said...

Are they stabilizers on the back?

Jeff said...

"HMS Raleigh"

LOL I like that.

Anonymous said...

enought? What's that then?

Anonymous said...

So that's how Dicky hides his booze nowdays.

Mr G said...

Dicky keeps his 'Carmen Miranda' crash helmet locked to his handlebars.

Antifascist said...

'enought? What's that then?'

Oops. Sorted, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Are those Dickys plums?

Anonymous said...

I spose he does actually know he's not moving there doesn't he?

Anonymous said...

Hope the young black woman has fixed the brakes, lol

gmex said...

"But... I was born in London" the girl says. "I work at the council chambers. Don't you recognise me?"

"Too bad!", slurps Dicky Bumbrook. "If I can't repatriate you, I'll disappear with your bike and your fruit".

JB said...

"Push harder, slave, or I'll eat your fruit!"

Anonymous said...

D'you want a date?

jenny tapps said...

Just found this article on indymedia which takes piss out of the increasing number of bnp trolls, lol

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/regions/leedsbradford/2008/07/402522.html

Anonymous said...

Be a love and look after those two boxes of Carling down there.



(For those who go "er?"....Left hand side against the wall)

Anonymous said...

To his assistant - You misunderstood dear girl, I said "banana boat" not "banana bike".

Anonymous said...

Fuck the fruit, I'm off to the pub.

Scotia said...

Dicky didn't sail up the Thames in a banana boat!

Anonymous said...

"I forgot that I was in the British National Party and got this picture taken with the Black girl. Hope my BNP mates on Stormfront don't see the picture".

Anonymous said...

Dear old Dicky. He thinks that by acting like a buffoon people will think of him like they do Boris. Unfortunately he just comes across as a right-wing twat.

Inky said...

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, err, bugger, well they were coconuts a minute ago"

Anonymous said...

"i hope the young lady hurrys up inserting that melon up my arse"

Anonymous said...

I suspect that Richard Barnbrook or the BNP will try to claim that the black girl was trying to racially attack Barnbrook. Or, that he was tricked by into having his picture taken with a Black girl. I suspect that this will entail a diatribe against so-called political correctness.

Anonymous said...

Richard Barnbrook: “I might get some of my BNP mates down later to lynch the black girl. But, it’s not because the BNP is racist. It’s because we’re proud of our heritage”.

Anonymous said...

Richard Barnbrook in the same picture as a Black girl: its political correctness gone mad! Multiculturalism gone crazy! We were never asked!

Anonymous said...

If the girl behind the bike is an employee of the authority, she's probably forced as a professional employee to grin and bear it, smiling and befriending the drunken bum Bumbrook despite his hatred of black people, which is so, so sad!

After the recent stabbings in London, Bumbrook was walking about blaming black Londoners for everything under the sun, which makes the black woman's smile so eerie!!!

Anonymous said...

"I'll be giving this fruitbasket to Lee Barnes (BNP legal director)"

Anonymous said...

"Is it me, or does that girl look a tad black?".

Anonymous said...

Shit, I'm so dead at the next RWB festival.

Anonymous said...

So, I was telling the black girl about our repatriation policy for non-whites and she gave me this free bike with some fruit on the front.

Anonymous said...

I'm biking for the BNP, cycling for racial victory.

Anonymous said...

That's it, on your bike you fascist nonce.

Anonymous said...

That fruit looks fake to me. Just like Richard Barnbrook in fact.

Anonymous said...

"I was telling the girl that my niece is also black. But, I don't speak to her over Christmas dinner at my parent's house".

Anonymous said...

"I love holding onto a strong handle. I'm straight you know".

Anonymous said...

"I declare this bike an all white zone".

Anonymous said...

"My daddy never bought me a bike as a kid. So, in retaliation I joined the BNP".

Anonymous said...

It must have really pained neo-nazi Bumbrook to ask for the assistance of a black council employee to show him how to release his stabilisers, and balance like an adult.

kelly g said...

Wander what his fellow white supremacists on Stormponce are making of the photo??? lol

iliacus said...

BNPlaunches new fundraising venture:


"Avacadoes delivered by bike"

Anonymous said...

What is it with this boy and bananas

tulip

Kirklees Unity said...

I must remember to ring Griffin.
Never mind affordable cars,how about affordable bicycles?

Kirklees Unity said...

Young Girl says

"Quick someone give me a hand,turn this bike around and chuck him in the fucking Thames"

John P said...

Fruit of the loon

Anonymous said...

"Dicky Barnbrook with a basketful of fruit on his bike - but seems to have lost his bananas"

Anonymous said...

"BNP in financial meltdown - Dicky Barnbrook forced to sell fruit on the streets of London as Griffin clears Barnbrook's GLA salary"

Anonymous said...

"Oh, well...it beats selling my body I suppose"

Anonymous said...

"Haven't you heard - I'm anybody's for a pear slice"

Anonymous said...

sorry it wasn't a melon up my arse , the young lady was looking for another ballet dancer......

Anonymous said...

STH HORNCHURCH RESULT:

Malvin Paul Brown,
Residents Association of London 17
Michael Deon Burton,
Independent (NLP/3W?) 661 Elected
Graham Michael Carr, Labour 416
Craig Jason Litwin, UKIP 64
Christopher Peter Richard Ryan, Conservative 438
Anthony Allan Steff,
British National Party 518
Dr Peter Thorogood,
English Democrats - 'Putting England First!' 28
Mark Ronald Whitehead 17
Reg Whitney,
Havering Residents Association 287

BNP stuffed in one of its target seats. See who did it too them! Labour say they are disappointed but at least the fash have nothing to crow about!

the frog said...

ooooo me grapes!
(Bumbrooks speed-bumps)

Mr Fister said...

Richard introduces us to Simone's other child

irishtony said...

could,nt raise the cash for the truth truck so The BNP opted for the truh with fruit bike

Napoleon Blownaparte said...

Two captions coming from the girl;

"...and when I light the blue touchpaper and stand well back..."

OR

"Hey Mr Barnbrook. Are those Nick Griffin's feet sticking out of your arse?"

Anonymous said...

Oh Dear - I've only got one plum!

Just like my Austrian hero!

Anonymous said...

Rare example of a well balanced racist.