March 09, 2010

EDL yobs urinate on Westminster Abbey

If desecrating Nottingham Castle was not enough, on Friday the 5th of March, whilst in London to pay homage to their far right extremist prophet Geert Wilders, the "patriotic crusaders of England's cultural heritage" paid their respect to one of England's most historic sacred Christian sites, deluging Westminster Abbey with gallons of filthy urine

Engaged in a tsunami of continuous racist chanting, the EDL's (in denial) neo-Nazi "defenders of England's Christian heritage" made a beeline for one of London's most famous place of worship, unzipping their floppy pink mitres in majestic unison, baptising walls, doorways and memorials with an almighty torrent of pungent hops-tinged English excreta.

Given a free reign to do what they pleased, while sober anti-fascist demonstrators were kettled, jostled, arrested, and released later without charge, the drunken racist thugs of the so-called English Defence League were allowed to do just whatever they wanted in Britain's capital, free to roam the streets of London without censure, inflicting conflict and hatred upon anyone and anything as they pleased.

Scuffling in city pubs, drinking in the streets, racially abusing passers-by, intimidating shoppers, threatening anti-racist campaigners with violence, the very worst of England's binge-drinking yob culture was on display in the nation's capital last Friday. Rampaging through the streets, disturbing the peace in the Tate Gallery, was not enough to keep the violent fascist yobbos occupied. Once they had paid lipservice to wildeyed Wilders, they set off on their most hypocritical mission yet.

Their Hitler salutes and incessant racist chanting hardly demonstrating to the world the EDL are not bigots, by displaying the same contempt towards Christianity as they openly display towards Islam. Stopping off at a sufficient number of drinking holes along the way, paying homage to cheap fizzy Australian, Danish and Belgian lagers, the self-styled "defenders of England's native culture", slurped, stumbled and vomited until their bladders were ready for the big one, the defining moment for the english nationalist hooligans to leave their mark upon one of Britain's most historic churches.

Making a pissing pilgrimage to Westminster Abbey, the usual suspects including the same lout dressed like St George captured urinating on Nottingham Castle (they never learn), ran in desperation towards the historic church, disproving the sceptics who thought they only defiled mosques with racist valdalism after dark, by doing their utmost to show the world what the EDL truly thinks of Christianity. The Metropolitan Police, church officials and embarrassed tourists looked away while the filthy louts of the riot-igniting EDL (including some of their ringleaders) sprayed walls, doors, commemorative plaques, and anything they could land on including a medieval doorway.

Westminster Abbey was used as a toilet by the thugs of the EDL.

Urinating in public always has been a criminal offence. In this CCTV era, so much as dropping a bus ticket onto the pavement can warrant a hefty fine and even a court appearance, but even though the recognisable culprits had been captured many times on camera, none of the despicable fascist scrotes who thought it funny to behave like tomcats on one of London's most visited sacred places of Christian worship have so much as been interviewed by the boys in blue.

Try pissing not in broad daylight but late night, down some hidden rubbish-strewn alley of no importance, and expect to be arrested, handcuffed and rushed to the nearest nick to spend the night. The EDL regard themselves as untouchables since the bail terms for their leaders were overturned in court, but this fails to explain why the capital's bastians of law and order see fit not to apply the letter of the law to these lawless racist football hooligans, when law-abiding social workers, students and humanitarian anti-racist campaigners are jostled, harassed, and even arrested without charge for peacefully opposing fascism, is beyond explanation.

Given a licence to chant offensive slogans, pick fights with opponents, and indecently urinate in broad daylight on Britain's historical tourist sites willy-nilly, beyond their curtain of spin and internet trolling, the so-called English Defence League" are nothing more than the shamelessly moronic dregs of society, a gang of uncontrollable racist louts unable to control their bladders who bring nothing but hatred, fear and shame to the country they claim to love.

Armitage Skanks at Indymedia

19 comments:

Armitage said...

Hi, thanks for posting the article.

Please change both mentions of Saturday to Friday, as this was a late-nite typo repeated twice in the article.

It should have read Friday the 5th of March!

Many Thanks,
The Author

Antifascist said...

Cheers for the correction, Mr S. Excellent article, showing these scum up nicely.

AS said...

Many thanks. Feel free to edit the article for spacing and gramatically as you like for repeating words etc.

Used the words "do as they pleased" a few many times, lol, but it's my first time I've posted on Indy, and I'm not a pro journalist, so thanks for the Feedback.

Great blog, Lancaster Unity, Antifascist.

Many thanks!

AS

Dog chipper said...

Cracking article. Well done, Armitage (and yes, I got the joke name).

Anonymous said...

These morons are fucking eejits and I wonder why the police didn't arrest them for pissing up against an ancient monument.

Anonymous said...

If the police stopped these drunk vermin from meeting in Wetherspoons and getting tanked up before each demo, they wouldn't have to deal with a bunch of sloshed yobs who piss all over the place with abandon.

If this is all the "patriots" of England can offer, to hell with them.

Echelon_g26 said...

So now Lancaster Unity defends "Our Historic Christian sites" following its recent defence of a multi-millionaire.

I suppose this is what comes of having a Tory on your "management team"

Anonymous said...

You'd call them dirty bastards if they pissed themselves.

Anonymous said...

"If the police stopped these drunk vermin from meeting in Wetherspoons and getting tanked up before each demo, they wouldn't have to deal with a bunch of sloshed yobs who piss all over the place with abandon."


But they don't deal with them anyway, by the look of it.

Antifascist said...

'So now Lancaster Unity defends "Our Historic Christian sites"'

They don't have to be Christian but historic sites, yes, why not? I'd criticise the EDL if they pissed all over Stonehenge and that's hardly Christian.

'I suppose this is what comes of having a Tory on your "management team"'

Caring about and preserving the history of our country is hardly exclusive to Tories. Perhaps you should get out a bit more.

'You'd call them dirty bastards if they pissed themselves.'

It's pretty clear that they're dirty bastards anyway.

Anonymous said...

The cops nicked 50 Anti-Fascists for SITTING DOWN on this demo. Urinating in a public place is an arrestable offence but the cops let dozens of EDL get away with that - I guess because the police didn't want piss all over the inside of their vans.

Either way the EDL have the bloody cheek to say they're discriminated against by the police!

Dave T said...

LU should sign this writer up if they're willing. It's a bloody good article.

Anonymous said...

You should have seen them at Victoria station on the balcony of, guess where, Wetherspoons: drunk and abusive, clearly identifiable by their EDL hoodies. Two police stood by and did nothing while they were up there, terrorising commuters. It seemed to me only a matter of time before one of them threw a glass or bottle onto the people below.
I recognised one of their leaders there, a swarthy-looking individual who had addressed them at Westminster.

Queen Lizzie 2 said...

Off with their todgers!

Anonymous said...

"Given a licence to chant offensive slogans, pick fights with opponents, and indecently urinate in broad daylight on Britain's historical tourist sites willy-nilly, beyond their curtain of spin and internet trolling, the so-called English Defence League are nothing more than the shamelessly moronic dregs of society, a gang of uncontrollable racist louts unable to control their bladders who bring nothing but hatred, fear and shame to the country they claim to love."

Nicely said.

Anonymous said...

"English Defence League" are nothing more than the shamelessly moronic dregs of society, a gang of uncontrollable racist louts"

I like the article and agree with the sentiments, indeed, I heard of a nasty incident near Victoria Station where a group of Japanese tourists were racially abused by some EDL scum, however, I'm not so sure that the EDL are uncontrolable and will amount to nothing.

I think what we have here is a kind of fascist version of the leftist 'United Front' strategy: superfically hostile forces coming together in common cause against a common enemy. The BNP do the political work and the EDL do the street work. The BNP puts leaflets through letterboxes and the EDL break heads.

Anonymous said...

If it had been Muslims pissing on a church, Renton, Kelway and co. would have gone ape shite!!!

Anonymous said...

Nazis always target the largest or most visible minority to persecute. For Hitler it was Jewish people, and for the British far right, the current target happens to be Muslims.

Well done LU for exposing the sheer hypocrisy of these drunken bums.

Anonymous said...

Replying to Echelon_g26 - pointing out the hypocrisy of the EDL is not "defending" Christianity... nice try... better luck next time