March 21, 2010

Fun and games with the BNP...

Eaton, Witheridge, Clayton and Kent - acrostically-challenged
There used to be a time when Prospective Parliamentary Candidates (PPCs) were responsible citizens, anxious to show the public that they were moral, intelligent and upstanding, and possessed of all those other attributes that we think we deserve from our MPs. That seems to have changed though since the BNP put so many people up for the General Election. Having had to scrape an already well-scraped barrel, the BNP appears to have selected a bunch of morons who have nothing better to do than play silly games here at Lancaster Unity. What a great investment of £500 each (donated by a cash-strapped BNP membership).

Instead of working to secure the votes of any stray racists who might be persuaded to vote BNP, the PPC for Lancaster and Fleetwood Debra Kent has been spending her time posting acrostics to the comments section of the blog (yes, Debs, they're called acrostics). Here's the explanatory note from her Facebook page (reprinted, left - click on image for full-size):
'Competition going on, who can get the funniest cryptic message on to lancaster unity's piece about the EDL. If you look at the comments near the bottom you will see that Craig has managed to spell out UAF Scum with the first letter of every sentence. I managed to get the word tw*t through too :-) Have a look and have a go lol'
The Craig she mentions is the BNP's probable PPC for South Lakeland, while Debs herself is not only a PPC, she is also the Warrington organiser and the partner of James Clayton (Blackpool North Candidate, Blackpool BNP organiser and the Party's West Lancashire Coordinator).

You don't even have to be a BNP thickie from the North-West to play this exciting game because Debs is joined by Sean Witheridge, the BNP's PPC for Salisbury, who gets terribly excited because he thinks his acrostic for 'unwashed' might appear for a moment or two. Sadly for him, it doesn't.
'oooooooooooh [shades of Frankie Howerd there, Sean] The unwashed soapdodgers didn't even post mine up'
Bless. So for Debs and her friends who were busy playing games when they should have been busy justifying the party's large investment in them, here's an acrostic from us.

Four thousand in Bolton today. Usually busy but this was insane. Came back on the coach. Ketlan wasn't arrested (for a change). Only fifteen hundred of the EDL at most. Fifty arrests though - what a shame. Five injuries, too. You had to be there. One officer grabbed someone's throat for shouting. Useless or what? Still, we wouldn't have missed it. And we'll go to the next demo against the EDL. Despite the police protection they seem to have. Then we get home to find Dopey Debs and her mates playing silly buggers on the blog. What a bunch of idiots. Acrostics, of all things. Though Debs doesn't appear to know the word. Sad, huh.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Four thousand in Bolton today. Usually busy but this was insane. Came back on the coach. Ketlan wasn't arrested (for a change). Only fifteen hundred of the EDL at most. Fifty arrests though - what a shame. Five injuries, too. You had to be there. One officer grabbed someone's throat for shouting. Useless or what? Still, we wouldn't have missed it. And we'll go to the next demo against the EDL. Despite the police protection they seem to have. Then we get home to find Dopey Debs and her mates playing silly buggers on the blog. What a bunch of idiots. Acrostics, of all things. Though Debs doesn't appear to know the word. Sad, huh.

Very nicely done. :)

Anonymous said...

Nobody sticks around the BNP for long. In a few years this bunch would have left and regretted their involvement. I pity bigots like them.

Lancastrian said...

If this is all the ppc for Lancaster and Fleetwood has to offer the voters she won't get far.

Anonymous said...

The BNP really are a bunch of knobends.

Anonymous said...

And here is my favourite acrostic !

British
Nonces
Party

Still it must be better to haver BNP cadre wasting thier time here rather than outside looking for an oportunity to go "Kiddy fiddling !"

Old Sailor

Anonymous said...

Bet Clive Jefferson hasn't been playing...he wouldn't be able to grasp it

Lexiconic said...

So the nazis like to play word games eh, well then BNP twats here is one for you:

PATTY HITLER A SHIT NO BRAIN

Smashthefash said...

Nazi nobhead who calls himself "Charley Boy" is returning to the old-fashioned racial prejudice that the BNP claim to have moved on from, on Griffinite website NVV, calling Weyman Bennett "a black gorilla".

Then there's a dose of good old-fashioned anti-semitism, as they admit to trolling both indymedia and Lancaster Unity.

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=108923&page=3

Potential BNP voters must be made aware of what Griffinite BNP members say on forums like Stormfront and VNN.

K said...

Debra Kent is a bit of a twat. Everyone knows it. Basically she is a loser.Regarding her policies, they are at best non-existent. Actually, she does have policies, only she's so thick, she probably could'nt tell you what they were. Kittens probably have more political nouse than our Debra. Except dead ones, which are probably on a par with her, ie zero IQ. Nobody has ever heard of her, let alone what she actually stands for. Total waste of time and effort this one.I for one wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire. Don't you think you would do the same? If only they could actually scrape together some no-hopers. Ordinary people might not think they were complete twats. Ta ta for now.

Anonymous said...

"Debra Kent is a bit of a twat. Everyone knows it. Basically she is a loser.Regarding her policies, they are at best non-existent. Actually, she does have policies, only she's so thick, she probably could'nt tell you what they were. Kittens probably have more political nouse than our Debra. Except dead ones, which are probably on a par with her, ie zero IQ. Nobody has ever heard of her, let alone what she actually stands for. Total waste of time and effort this one.I for one wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire. Don't you think you would do the same? If only they could actually scrape together some no-hopers. Ordinary people might not think they were complete twats. Ta ta for now."

Better than the BNP's piss-poor attempts!

Anonymous said...

British
Nonces
Party

thats aliteration you dumb twat.

Anonymous said...

British Nonces Party

Are the "Kiddy Fiddlers" happy now ?

Old Sailor !

LU Newbie said...

British
Nonces
Party

thats aliteration you dumb twat.

An aliteration is when all the words start with the same letter, learned that at school. Now who's the dumb twat!