April 08, 2010

Caption comp: When friends fall out...

Best friends forever. Er...
After the events of the last week, it's time to relax with a caption competition while we ponder the question of whether Mark Collett has the balls to take Nick Griffin down in revenge for getting the boot. If he has, now would be the time to do it.

Meanwhile, as we're waiting for Collett to do the decent thing, let's take the piss like we usually do and have some captions for this peculiar picture. Go for it...

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Collett: I can't get this bloody wedding ring off....
Griffin: Please dont, Mark. We can work it out.

Anonymous said...

MC: "Look at this, Nick."

NG: "Call that a cock? It's only as big as my finger!"

Wes said...

"yeah thats the face you made last time I used this finger"

Btw I've heard rumours from a well placed local journo that Collet has been trying to get the best price he can for a tell all. Hes trying to get as much as possible because then hes finished basically.

GG said...

I'll crap myself if you tell the police everything you know, Mark.

Anonymous said...

But I want to be an MP, Mark.

Over my dead body, Nick.

Anonymous said...

You make one more threat against Dowson and I'll stick this right up your A**e!

Anonymous said...

Latest news, I've just got off a Labour Councillor in Barking, the BNP are standing 34 candidates in the local elections, but many don't live in the borough, the police will be getting involved, watch this space.

Anonymous said...

Nick would you mind applying KY jelly to your finger first. Not on your nelly Mark, now bend over and take it like a man!

Anonymous said...

Griffin: "Is it true you're a quarter Turkish Mark? I always assumed you were 100% Aryan"

Collett: "'fraid so Nick, we're a well built bunch...look, I'll whip it out to prove to you!"

Anonymous said...

"Btw I've heard rumours from a well placed local journo that Collet has been trying to get the best price he can for a tell all. Hes trying to get as much as possible because then hes finished basically."

Yeah, I'd heard he was offered a measly £7000. Not a lot really, especially as it would be difficult avoiding incriminating himself.

Anonymous said...

Collett: "I know we're close mate, but I'm tired of sniffing your finger after its been up Jackie's arse."

Anonymous said...

NG: Please Mark dont tell the Lefties anything I will give you 2 grand, if you keep quiet!

MC: Oh eeh Done Deal!

Charles said...

"many don't live in the borough, the police will be getting involved, watch this space."

I bet nothing happens. The BNP never seems to get done for breaking the law.

Anonymous said...

NG " ere mark, mark, shall i wipe this bogey on brons back . .giggle giggle"

Anonymous said...

NG - It's fucking great, Mark. Jim Dowson's making me thousands every week out of the member's donations. He's going to make me a millionaire within months.

MC - (With gritted teeth and narrowed eyes) Is he.

Ex-member said...

Mark Collett will NOT spill the beans and that's what Nick Griffin's banking on. Collett hasn't got either the courage or the intelligence.

Anonymous said...

You dirty bluddy sod Mark, you are pissing all over my new handmade leather shoes from Strasburg. You cu*t!

Anonymous said...

"The BNP never seems to get done for breaking the law."

The law only needs to spend ten minutes online to see that there are a million reasons to investigate the BNP - or more specifically, Dowson and Griffin - for fraud. It's about time they got on with it.

Kev Scott loves The Jam said...

I told you that if you pulled it, I'd shit myself!!

Anonymous said...

Go on Mark, pull the other one!

Anonymous said...

Guess where I can shove my finger, Paedo Boy?

Anonymous said...

Sadie Graham said

You both fucked me once but never again!