March 29, 2008

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A quick look at the lunatics of the far-right (the BNP)

We are all accustomed to the fact that the idiots in the BNP tell some of the biggest whoppers around. However some tell bigger whoppers than others.

Take Alan Girvan for instance,Dewsbury East BNP candidate. Can you spot the lies in this coverage on Alan from 2005? Just to help any fascists who might be looking in, we've highlighted the bullshit in bold text (which is pretty apt).

Bush's man makes independent bid for Yorkshire seat

A former advisor to American president George W Bush is fighting the Dewsbury seat as an independent.

Alan Girvan said today he thought he could be the right man in the right place for fed-up voters. Father-of-two Mr Girvan, 36, was born and educated in Heckmondwike. He is a film director, writer and producer and recently left his job as IT sales account manager at AA Training, Batley, to fight the election. He was immediately involved in the United State's response to the 9/11 terrorist attacks in 2001 when he was called on by Mr Bush's former cyber security chief, Richard Clarke, to create a secure airport computer system.


Mr Girvan said he had been previously been invited to the US to create an alternative to the Internet.

"It was when I was working on that, the 9/11 attacks took place and I was one of the people they called in to ask about setting up a secure computer system for airports."

The idea was rejected by Congress because of the cost.

Mr Girvan said of his decision to stand in Dewsbury: "I think there is a sense of apathy and despair but you don't have to vote for the same old parties. I am standing on a number of issues, important to Dewsbury, chief among which is the state of the hospital. Taxpayers are paying a lot of money, yet they still might have to spend £40 on a taxi to get to Pinderfields, or get six buses. I am also concerned about the future of Dewsbury Market and our estates, which need funding. The people have long lost out to a Huddersfield-centred Kirklees."

He added that the politicians had over-estimated people's feelings about Iraq.

"It might be a bigger issue down south but in this area I think people are more bothered about heroin addicts shooting up in the street, or burgling to feed their habit."

Other candidates are Shahid Malik (Lab); Sayeeda Warsi (Tory); Kingsley Hill (Lib Dem); Brenda Smithson (Green); Alan Girvan (IND) and David Exley (BNP).

Yorkshire Post

Yet another Yorkshire BNP criminal

It is getting hard to keep up with the felons that call themselves the BNP.

On March 17th at Leeds Magistrates Court John Powell was found guilty of assault by beating/battery of it is believed his wife.

Powell who stood as a BNP candidate in Beeston & Holbeck in 2004,Garforth and Swillington in 2006 and Killingbeck and Seacroft in 2007 received a 12 months community order. It isn't known if the BNP in Leeds intend to stand Powell again in this Mays council elections.

Of course Powell isn't the first BNP member to raise his hand to his wife. Brian Turner from Burnley was convicted of attacking his wife and a police officer whilst a councillor yet the BNP refused to disown him. In fact they even defended him by issuing a statement saying: “we are not in the business of persecuting our members because the state considers someone guilty.”

Brave patriots attacking women.

Nick Cass sends threatening email to councillor

Here is an email Mama Cass sent to local Labour councillor David Sheard

From: kirklees BNP
To: Cllr David Sheard
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2008 7:45 AM

Your a traitor to your own people David.

I will never forget your childish behaviour in the Old Hall last year when you made a complete prick of yourself pissed out of your head. If we had been half as bad as you and your pathetic leaflets make out I would have kicked you down those steps and not just asked you to leave when you gate crashed our party looking for trouble..

Still time will tell wont it and this area under you and the other traitors in the 3 'main' parties is not going to get any better that is for sure. And you can continue kissing the arses of the local Muslims and do deals with your fellow traitors in the Lib-Dems and Greens to try and win the ward for all we care.

That just shows the contempt you have for the real local folk.

This country is falling apart because of the likes of you, but its not finished yet, and let me assure you that like the rest of the people who have sold our people and way of life down the drain for a few shekels, in time when we take control, you and the rest will be facing trial for treason and ultimately the rope.

Nick Cass

Our thanks to our mates at Kirklees Unity for the heads-up


Anonymous said...

John Powell is one of the BNP heavies, so has always had that potential violent streak in him.

Anonymous said...

Thought I'd reproduce a previous Kirklees Unity on Alan Girvan from just over a year ago

We here at KU HQ can't help but feel sorry for Alan.

He is a very lonely fellow indeed.

Not only is he a member of the BNP-Which is bad enough on its own.

Alan has another problem. He can't find a girlfriend!

After we printed our last story about the deselection of Peter Horsfield,
Alan Girvan decided to drop us an email.

We don't mind that,we are all very friendly.

However Alan wasn't very happy.Probably because we called him a short arse.

Here is his email.

From: "Alan Mind"
To: Kirklees Unity

LOL @ play nice now don't want to be having to drag you into Court now do we, what with an MP and Teggs having to appear...oh the scandal..

Now we aren't too sure why he calls himself Alan Mind.
But this was definitely from Alan Girvan.

Problem is cromwell_316 is Alan Girvans Yahoo Identity and we managed to find that Alan has been a busy chappy on the internet.

As we said Girvan has problems finding a girlfriend.

We know this from the numerous internet dating sites he has advertised himself on.

As Lloyd Grossman might say "Lets look at the evidence"

Firstly the infamous FaceParty website where numerous BNP members have advertised themselves including a couple of high ranking BNP officials heavily involved in the swinging scene in Leeds.

Here is Alans ad.

Name: cromwell3162
Age 38
Gender Male
Country United Kingdom
Profile Link

About Me...

Star Sign Aquarius
Sexuality Straight
Status Single
Cigarettes I smoke occasionally
Alcohol I seldom drink
Drugs I don't use drugs

Race White / Caucasian
Eyes Blue
Height 5' 9" (175 cm)
Body Type Slim, Smooth

If Alan has no joy on Face Party,then there is always

Match Doctor

Loopy Love


Whats this Alan about you wanting to move to Newfoundland in Canada?

That's not very patriotic is it.

You love the country so much you want to leave it.

Hope the good people who vote in Liversedge and Gomersal don't hear about it Al.

So anytime you are feeling sad and lonely Alan drop us a line.You are always good for a laugh!!

PS SB sends her love!!

PPS Tegs and the MP aren't anything to do with us so you are barking up the wrong tree!!

Anonymous said...

I’ve just read some postings by BNP candidate Alan Girvan. He seems kinda odd.

On one forum he argues that the Catholic Relief Act is illegal and that the holding of elected office in the UK by non-Protestants is also illegal. I may be reading too much into this but, here’s Alan Girvan’s posting:

The Bill of Rights 1689 was not an ordinary act of Parliament it was an act of settlement which actually sets up the legality for the present state and give Parliament its power in the first place. It also clearly states that changes to it, were themselves illegal. The Catholic Relief Act implied (not explicit) repeal of the Bill of Rights so my point being that the Bill of Rights was superceded by an unlawful bill, which emancipated Catholics as long as they swore an Oath (even that Act has been repealed since) so all these individuals who are now determined to break what is by LAW a Protestant Kingdom whether they be Catholic, Muslim, Atheist or even Marxists' are not even lawfully in office.

Then another forum Alan Girvan complains about having to purchase a TV license and seeks ways round having to buy one:;_ylt=Asn4GmkWK1Q6DmTXcoTtAZ0hBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070123153510AA1t3Ab&show=7#profile-info-AA12375351